Agadoo

"Agadoo"
"Agadoo"/"Fiddling" Single
Single by Black Lace
from the album Party Party
Released	1984, 2009
Format	7" vinyl, 12" vinyl
Recorded	1984, 2009
Genre	Bubblegum pop, novelty
Length	3:06
Writer(s)	Mya Symille, Michael Delancray, G. Peran, Engi, T.G. Behri
Black Lace singles chronology
"Hey You" (1983) "Agadoo" (1984) "Do the Conga" (1984)

"Agadoo" is a novelty song recorded by the band Black Lace in 1984. "Agadoo" peaked at number two in the UK Singles Chart, and spent 30 weeks in the top 75. It went on to become the eighth best-selling single of 1984 in the UK, despite being banned on BBC Radio 1 because it "was not credible".

In a survey for dotmusic in 2000, respondents voted "Agadoo" as the fourth most annoying song of all time. In a poll for Q magazine in 2003, a panel of music writers voted "Agadoo" as the worst song of all time, saying: "It sounded like the school disco you were forced to attend, your middle-aged relatives forming a conga at a wedding party, a travelling DJ act based in Wolverhampton, every party cliche you ever heard." The panel also described it as "magnificently dreadful".

Origins and recording

The song's origins date back to 1971, when Michel Delancray and Mya Symille recorded it as "Agadou" in French. It had been written based on a tune that had apparently come from Morocco. Club Med used it as their theme song from 1974. It was covered by several artists and groups, including Patrick Zabé in 1975 and the Saragossa Band (a German group) in 1981.

The Black Lace group was made up during its heyday by the duo of performers Dene Michael and Alan Barton. One of the early versions of the song became popular in a Derby nightclub called Gossips, with the bar staff making a novelty dance; when Black Lace performed at the club in 1981, they learnt the dance and recorded their own version, which was the first version in English. This was verified on BBC Radio Derby in 2006.

Black Lace's version of the song was produced by Neil Ferguson at his Woodlands studio under the direction of John Wagstaff and arranged by Barry Whitfield.

Formats and track listings

UK 1984 7" single

1. "Agadoo" 3:07
2. "Fiddling" 2:14

UK 1984 12" single

1. "Agadoo" (Extended Version) 4:49
2. "Superman" (X Rated Version) 3:44
3. "Fiddling" 2:14

UK 2007 CD single

1. "Agadoo 206 Mix"

Charts

Chart performance

Despite being banned on BBC Radio 1 because it "was not credible", the track proved to be a commercial hit. In the UK Singles Chart, "Agadoo" debuted at number 86 on 20 May 1984. The song didn't enter the top 40 until the end of July, then peaking at number 38. In its fourth week in the top 40, "Agadoo" reached number 2, with George Michael's "Careless Whisper" holding it off the top spot. By early November, the song was still in the top 40, but it fell out after the first week in that month. By 13 January 1985, its last appearance in the chart, "Agadoo" had spent 35 weeks in the top 100. It was revealed to be the eighth best-selling single of 1984 around that time. Fourteen years after its original release, the song was remixed and re-released. It re-entered the top 100 at number 64 on 16 August 1998, but only stayed in the chart for a week.

The song has found success in other countries as well, such as Ireland, New Zealand and France. In the Irish Singles Chart, the song peaked at number 5, but only spent 5 weeks in the charts overall. "Agadoo" spent a longer 11 weeks in the New Zealand Singles Chart, debuting at number 37 on 21 October 1984 and hitting a peak of number 9 in its sixth week. The song fell out the chart quite abruptly, falling 25 places to number 44 in its final appearance in the chart before falling out completely. In the French Singles Chart, the song peaked at number 48 in its first and only week on 17 November 1984.

Weekly charts

Chart (1984–85)	Peak position
French Singles Chart	48
Irish Singles Chart	5
New Zealand Singles Chart	9
South African Singles Chart	3
UK Singles Chart	2

Year-end charts

Chart (1984)	Peak position
UK Singles Chart	8

Parodies and derivative versions

Black Lace themselves recorded an X-rated version of the song entitled "Have a Screw", which was written by Black Lace members Alan Barton and Colin Gibb and released on the B-side of the 12-inch vinyl "Gang Bang".

The Australian satirical TV series CNNNN ran a fake cross-promotion for Agadoo: The Musical.

In 1986, the song was parodied in "The Chicken Song" by the satirical television programme Spitting Image. The track's composer Philip Pope had previously parodied the song as "Shagadoo" in Radio Active.

The song was also used as the basis of a chant by fans of Liverpool for defender Daniel Agger.

Anarchist band Chumbawamba recorded a version of "Agadoo" for the Peel Sessions. The producer of the Black Lace version, Neil Ferguson, was also Chumbawamba's regular producer at the time and later a full member of the band.

It was parodied in a Vanilla Mini Wheats commercial in 2006 and by The Maynards in 2013, who recorded a bluegrass version of the song.

In November 2009, Black Lace recorded a version called "Agadir" to promote a new air service by easyJet from Gatwick airport to Agadir.

2007 & 2009 re-releases

In August 2007, the "Agadoo 206 Mix" was released as the song was used in a TV ad to promote Peugeot's new 206 car. The song hit the UK charts. Black Lace members Colin Gibb and Rob Hopcraft then used the song for a special charity 'Agadoo Day'. On 20 March 2009, it was announced that the song was being released in a new version by Dene Michael from Black Lace's original lineup and new member Ian Robinson. A video for the release, titled "Agadoo" (Mambo 2009 remix), was directed by Bruce Jones, who played Les Battersby-Brown in television soap opera Coronation Street. He also appears in the video, along with Kevin Kennedy, who played Curly Watts in the same programme.

See also

• List of music considered the worst ever