List of The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson episodes (1985)

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 1985 episodes
Country of origin	United States
No. of episodes	182
Release
Original network	NBC

The following is a list of episodes of the television series The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson which aired in 1985:

1985

January

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,214	January 2, 1985	Suzanne Pleshette, Louie Anderson	N/A
Desk- "Psychic Predictions- 1985"
3,215	January 3, 1985	John Davidson, Michael Davis	N/A
Desk- "Time Magazine 'Man of The Year'"
3,216	January 4, 1985	Charles Nelson Reilly, A. Whitney Brown, Peter Fonda	N/A
Sketch- "David Howitzer- Consumer Supporter"
3,217	January 8, 1985	Jerry Seinfeld, Ed Begley, Jr.	Laura Branigan
Desk- "Tonight Show Trivial Pursuit"
3,218	January 9, 1985	Alan King, Elya Baskin	N/A
Desk- "Joke Rivalry Between the States"
3,219	January 10, 1985	Tyne Daley	N/A
Desk- "Calendars for 1985"
3,220	January 11, 1985	Lee Trevino, David Letterman, Jim Bailey	Free Flight
Desk- "Blue Cards"
3,221	January 15, 1985	George Michaels, Stephen Furst, Pete Barbutti	N/A
Desk- "In One Day"
3,222	January 16, 1985	Tom Dreesen	Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson
Desk- "Public Service Announcements"
3,223	January 17, 1985	Donna Mills	N/A
Sketch- "Evening News in 2005"
3,224	January 18, 1985	Shelley Long, Bill Maher	N/A
Desk- "President Reagan Press Conference (Johnny Live Voiceover- Over Tape)"
3,225	January 22, 1985	Mariette Hartley	Itzhak Perlman
Desk- "Snapshots of Inaugural Activities"
3,226	January 23, 1985	Joey Bishop	Linda Ronstadt
Carnac the Magnificent
3,227	January 24, 1985	Gene Kelly, Blake Clark	N/A
Desk- "Ann Landers Survey"
3,228	January 25, 1985	Teri Garr	Toni Tennille
Stump the Band
3,229	January 28, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Nell Carter, Gallagher, Joseph Wapner	N/A
3,230	January 29, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Howie Mandel, Selma Diamond, Ali MacGraw, Oprah Winfrey	N/A
3,231	January 30, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Erma Bombeck, Bronson Pinchot	N/A
3,232	January 31, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Emmanuel Lewis, George Hamilton, Steven Wright	N/A

February

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,233	February 1, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Mayor Ed Koch, Bill Cosby, Elizabeth Ashley	N/A
3,234	February 5, 1985	Delia and Mark Owens	Glen Campbell
Desk- "The Good Side of Bad News"
3,235	February 6, 1985	Ricky Schroder	N/A
Desk- "Movies That Didn't Get Nominated"
3,236	February 7, 1985	Jim Fowler	Yo-Yo Ma
Desk- "Blue Cards"
3,237	February 8, 1985	Marsha Mason	N/A
Stump the Band
3,238	February 12, 1985	Bob Uecker, Mark Hudson, David Horowitz	N/A
Desk- "Presidential Trivia"
3,239	February 13, 1985	Ronnie Shakes	Mel Tillis
Sketch- "Greengrocer Joe Cabbageoni"
3,240	February 14, 1985	Lavern McDavitt	Steve Lawrence, Eydie Gorme
3,241	February 15, 1985	Ally Sheedy, John Davidson	N/A
Desk- "Unusual Vacation Films"
3,242	February 19, 1985	Bert Convy	N/A
Desk- "What Television Shows Do During Sweeps"
3,243	February 20, 1985	David Steinberg, Tom Hulce	N/A
Desk- "Fortune Cookies"
3,244	February 21, 1985	Brad Garrett	Dionne Warwick
Desk- "How Do Dey Do Dat?"
3,245	February 22, 1985	McLean Stevenson, Rosalind Chao	N/A
3,246	February 26, 1985	Steve Landesberg	N/A
Desk- "Public Service Announcements"
3,247	February 27, 1985	Smothers Brothers, Jami Gertz	Lee Greenwood
Edge of Wetness
3,248	February 28, 1985	Shelley Winters	N/A
Stump the Band

March

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,249	March 1, 1985	Robert Blake, Christie Brinkley	N/A
Sketch- "Dr. Ruth"
3,250	March 19, 1985	Charles Grodin, Kevin Nealon, Linda Thorson	N/A
Desk- "Writers' Strike Demands"
3,251	March 20, 1985	Buddy Hackett, John Larroquette	Patti LaBelle
Desk- "Children's Proverbs"
3,252	March 21, 1985	Candice Bergen, George Carl, Tim Reid	N/A
Desk- "Who's in Charge Here?"
3,253	March 22, 1985	F. Murray Abraham, Victoria Jackson	N/A
3,254	March 26, 1985	James Stewart	N/A
Desk- "Carson's Choice Awards"
3,255	March 27, 1985	Howie Mandel, Ted Danson	Little Richard
Desk- "Whatchamacallit Words"
3,256	March 28, 1985	Jack Lemmon	The Groundlings, Joe Williams
Desk- "Reagan Press Conference (Pre-Tape with Actual Press Conference)"
3,257	March 29, 1985	Dorothy Loudon, Gallagher, Jennifer O'Neill	N/A
Floyd R. Turbo- "Against Mandatory Seat Belts"

April

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,258	April 2, 1985	Colleen Camp, Jeff Daniels	B.B. King
Desk- "Network Takeover Rumors"
3,259	April 3, 1985	Drew Barrymore, Joe Penny	Maureen McGovern
Desk- "Things You Don't Want to Hear from Service People"
3,260	April 4, 1985	George Segal, Alice Krige	N/A
3,261	April 5, 1985	Joan Collins	Whitney Houston
Desk- "Famous Tax Cheats"
3,262	April 8, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Bill Cosby, John Davidson, Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Donna Mills	N/A
3,263	April 9, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Gary Coleman, Louie Anderson, Cher	N/A
3,264	April 10, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), David Brenner, Lucie Arnaz, Tony Danza	N/A
3,265	April 11, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Ed Begley, Jr., Garry Shandling, Sally Kellerman	N/A
3,266	April 12, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Rita Moreno, Susan Sullivan, Dr. Ruth Westheimer	N/A
3,267	April 16, 1985	Amy Irving, Calvin Trillin	Jay Johnson
Examples of Animals Whose Genes Have Been Crossed
3,268	April 17, 1985	Father Guido Sarducci, Patty Duke, Joe Garagiola	N/A
Takes audience poll on their sexual attitudes and compares with Dr. Joyce Brothers poll on New Yorkers.
3,269	April 18, 1985	Mariette Hartley, Michael Palin	N/A
Desk- "Simplifying Taxes"; Desk- "Personalized License Plates"
3,270	April 19, 1985	Donald O'Connor, Ornella Muti	N/A
Tonight Show version of some commercials
3,271	April 23, 1985	Anita Morris, Argus Hamilton	Roger Miller
People Magazine's Readers Poll
3,272	April 24, 1985	David Steinberg	N/A
Desk- "Answers from School Children"
3,273	April 25, 1985	Alan King	Pete Fountain
3,274	April 26, 1985	JoBeth Williams, Elya Baskin, Dr. Jim King	N/A
Desk- Johnny answers questions submitted by the audience

May

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,275	May 7, 1985	John Ritter, Grace Jones	N/A
Carnac the Magnificent
3,276	May 8, 1985	Bob Newhart	Stanley Jordan
Desk- "TV Pilots That Didn't Make It"
3,277	May 9, 1985	Red Buttons, Belle McKee	Roy Clark
Mighty Carson Art Players- "Dr. Ruth Sketch"
3,278	May 10, 1985	David Letterman, Victoria Jackson	N/A
Desk- "Momilies"
3,279	May 14, 1985	Tom Brokaw, Kevin Rooney	Johnny Mathis ("Hooked on Goodbye", "Right From the Heart")
Desk- "Forbes' Magazine's Highest Profit Making Corporations in America"
3,280	May 15, 1985	Robert Klein, Richard Bass	Andreas Vollenweider ("Pace/Verde")
Desk- "Well Known Proverbs"
3,281	May 16, 1985	Dom DeLuise	George Benson
Desk- "Unusual Things Large Companies Research"
3,282	May 17, 1985	Roger Moore	N/A
Desk- "International Signs"
3,283	May 21, 1985	Sylvester Stallone, A. Whitney Brown	Horacio Gutiérrez Etude in F Minor
Desk- "Public Service Announcements"
3,284	May 22, 1985	Cloris Leachman, Kevin Nealon, Courteney Cox	N/A
Stump the Band
3,285	May 23, 1985	Tony Randall	Al Jarreau
Desk- "As The White House Turns"
3,286	May 24, 1985	Lance Burton, Teri Garr, Tom Dreesen	N/A
New Game- "A Question of Scruples"
3,287	May 28, 1985	Patrick Duffy, Jimmy Aleck	Amherst Sax Quartet
Desk- "New Tax Plan"
3,288	May 29, 1985	Jim Fowler	John Denver ("Don't Close Your Eyes Tonight")
Sketch- "Professor John W. Carson"
3,289	May 30, 1985	Chevy Chase, Maureen Murphy, Vanity	N/A
Edge of Wetness
3,290	May 31, 1985	Charles Grodin	N/A
Mighty Carson Art Players- "Tea-Time Movie"

June

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,291	June 3, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Lynda Carter, Grace Jones, Danny Sullivan, Robin Leach	N/A
3,292	June 4, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Charles Nelson Reilly, Martha Plimpton	Anthony Newley
3,293	June 5, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), John Travolta, David Steinberg, Stephen Barry	Natalie Cole ("Dangerous")
3,294	June 6, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Don Rickles, Bonnie Franklin, Dack Rambo	Patti LaBelle ("Stir it Up", "Forever Young")
3,295	June 7, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Laraine Newman, Florence Henderson, Dick Cavett, Lana Wood	N/A
3,296	June 11, 1985	Buddy Hackett, Honi Coles	N/A
3,297	June 12, 1985	Louie Anderson, Magic Johnson	Phil Collins ("Against All Odds (Take a Look At Me Now)", "The Roof Is Leaking")
Desk- "Bargains in France"
3,298	June 13, 1985	Catherine Costello, Ana Obregon	Joe Williams
Potential Fill-ins for Tommy Newsom
3,299	June 14, 1985	Sammy Davis, Jr., Dr. Paul Ekman	N/A
Mighty Carson Art Players- "G. Walter Schneer- Auto Mechanics Representative"
3,300	June 18, 1985	Franklyn Ajaye, Tom Conti	Roger Bobo ("Carnival of Venice")
Summer Movie Titles and Some Shows; Low Budget Films to Come
3,301	June 19, 1985	Diana Fosley, Ronnie Shakes, Tim Reid	N/A
Speech Giving Some Poems, Do's and Don'ts, and Advice to Graduates
3,302	June 20, 1985	Burt Reynolds, Jim Grastie	Laura Branigan ("Spanish Eddie", "Forever Young")
Predictions From The Tabloids
3,303	June 21, 1985	Wil Shriner, Connie Chung	B.B. King
Company Mergers
3,304	June 25, 1985	Pete Barbutti, Brigitte Nielsen	Luciano Pavarotti
Conduct a Survey Using the Applause Meter of Questions Pertaining to UFO Information
3,305	June 26, 1985	Kaleena Kiff	Tom Jones ("The Heat is On", "Memory"), Girl's Rock Club ("You Got Me Burnin')
Letters from Fans; Fred's Diary
3,306	June 27, 1985	Shelley Winters, Jerry Seinfeld	King's Singers
Mighty Carson Art Players- "Mr. Rambo's Neighborhood"
3,307	June 28, 1985	Howie Mandel	National Chinese Acrobats
List of Gifts the President and Vice President Has Received Over The Year

July

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,308	July 8, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), George Peppard, Helen Slater	N/A
3,309	July 9, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Tommy Tune, Sandy Duncan, Jackie Collins, Fritz Coleman	N/A
3,310	July 10, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Nell Carter, Don Ameche, Rich Hall, Rob Lowe	N/A
3,311	July 11, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Hulk Hogan, Charles Nelson Reilly, Catherine Oxenberg	Weather Girls
3,312	July 12, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), John Byner, Steve Guttenberg	Roger Miller, Rick James
3,313	July 23, 1985	Rawson Stoval, Dabney Coleman	Horacio Gutierrez ("Sparks", "Study In A")
Desk- "Johnny's Journal"
3,314	July 24, 1985	Buddy Hackett, Jennifer Tilly	David Weiss
Floyd R. Turbo- "Rebuttal Against The New Coke"
3,315	July 25, 1985	Michael J. Fox, Charles Nelson Reilly	Weird Al Yankovic ("Yoda", "Hooked On Polkas")
New Products
3,316	July 26, 1985	Prof. Bernard Leikind, Joe Penny	N/A
Sing Along with Johnny
3,317	July 30, 1985	Mel Fisher	McGuire Sisters
Reads some items from his own biography called 'Carson'.
3,318	July 31, 1985	Christa McAuliffe, Rita Wilson	Stanley Jordan ("Moon River", "Fun Dance")
Edge of Wetness

August

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,319	August 1, 1985	Bill Maher, David Horowitz	The LaBeque Sisters
One Millionth Guest Winning a Weekend at Johnny's House
3,320	August 2, 1985	Carl Reiner, Teresa Ganzel, George Miller	N/A
Mighty Carson Art Players- "Ranger Gus Grungie"
3,321	August 12, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), David Brenner, Lynn Redgrave, Brooke Shields, Fisher Stevens	N/A
3,322	August 13, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Julie Waters, Dick Shawn, Patti D'Arbanville	Itzhak Perlman
3,323	August 14, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Mary Lou Retton, Pee Wee Herman, Betty White, Roddy McDowall	N/A
3,324	August 15, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Leah Adler, John Davidson, Tracey Ullman, Richard Lewis	N/A
3,325	August 16, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Shelley Winters, Garry Shandling, Norman Mailer	Clint Holmes
Brings On Her Dog Spike and Promptly Wets on Joan's Lap
3,326	August 20, 1985	Boris Becker, Robert Klein	Yo-Yo Ma
Film Clip of Johnny's Trip to Mel Fisher's Treasure Sight
3,327	August 21, 1985	George Carlin, Chuck Yeager	N/A
Stump the Band
3,328	August 22, 1985	Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ed Begley, Jr., National Hollerin' Contest winner Ginger McLamb	N/A
Public Service Announcements
3,329	August 23, 1985	Gary Busey, Roseanne Barr, Steve Trotter	N/A
Messages from Celebrities on their Answering Machines
3,330	August 27, 1985	Bob Uecker, Carol Alt	Smokey Robinson
Ed shows a picture of Johnny in cowboy gear and Johnny holds up photos representing Bush's 474 minutes as President.
3,331	August 28, 1985	Chuck Norris, Victoria Jackson	Glen Campbell
Extension Courses from University of Burbank
3,332	August 29, 1985	Doug Henning	Tony Bennett
Mighty Carson Art Players- "Dr. Ruth"

September

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,333	September 3, 1985	Robert Blake	N/A
Reads some questions that people wants to know about him.
3,334	September 4, 1985	Jane Fonda, George Carl	Roger Bobo ("Romanian Dance #2")
Carnac the Magnificent
3,335	September 5, 1985	Burt Reynolds, Sonia Braga	Paul Young ("Every Time You Go Away", "Tear Your Playhouse Down")
What People Think on Television
3,336	September 6, 1985	Steven Wright	Joe Williams
Graduation Commencement Speech
3,337	September 9, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Howie Mandel, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel, Morgan Fairchild	Mac Davis
3,338	September 10, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Tony Danza, Mariel Hemingway, Erma Bombeck, Gallagher	N/A
3,339	September 11, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Michael J. Fox, Kevin Nealon, Richard Simmons, Bea Arthur	N/A
3,340	September 12, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), James Brolin, Barbara Walters, Marla Gibbs, Vincent Price	N/A
3,341	September 13, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Bob Hope, Bruce Weitz, Oprah Winfrey	The Manhattan Transfer
3,342	September 17, 1985	Buddy Hackett, Phil Donahue	N/A
Photos That Represent People Who Have Appeared on The Donahue Show
3,343	September 18, 1985	Joe Garagiola, Paul Rodriguez, Glynis Barber	N/A
Edge of Wetness
3,344	September 19, 1985	Ted Danson, Courteney Cox	N/A
Johnny is going for his 4,192nd joke, a clip of 'Henry Cobb' holding a record is shown, Johnny is then seen going from the dressing room to the stage with an entourage behind him cheering, tells a stupid joke, cries over his big celebration, and gets a phone call from President Reagan congratualating him.
3,345	September 20, 1985	David Steinberg, Bob & Ray	Cock Robin
3,346	September 24, 1985	Garry Shandling (guest host), Teri Garr, Ed Begley, Jr., Blake Clark	Lou Rawls ("Hoochie Coochie Man")
3,345	September 25, 1985	Michael Landon, Glenn Close	Ernie Watts Quartet ("One Love")
Desk- "Mother Goose Rhymes"
3,348	September 26, 1985	Tim Conway	Marilyn Horne
Desk- From the 'Dictionary of American Regional English', some expressions used in different parts of the country for the same thing.
3,349	September 27, 1985	Charles Grodin, Olivia Brown	Clark Terry
Desk- "Poor Johnny's Almanac"

October

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,350	October 1, 1985	Jimmy Brogan, Lyle Alzado	Melissa Manchester
Answers questions from the audience.
3,351	October 2, 1985	John Howard, Jackee Harry	Buddy Rich
Desk- "Stastistical Tables"
3,352	October 3, 1985	Dr. Armand Hammer, John Bryson	Richard Stoltzman
Stump the Band
3,353	October 4, 1985	Loni Anderson, Tim Thomerson, Delia & Mark Owens	N/A
Reagan Press Conference, with Johnny asking the questions.
3,354	October 16, 1985	George Burns, Mariette Hartley	N/A
Columbus' Origins, Journeys, and Personal Information
3,355	October 17, 1985	Mary Armstrong	Steve Lawrence
Recent Language in Commercials; What the Sponsors are Really Trying to Tell Us
3,356	October 18, 1985	Jackie Gleason	Jim Stafford
Blue Cards; Answers questions from the audience.
3,357	October 22, 1985	Liza Minnelli, Bobby Kelton, Roy Blount, Jr.	N/A
Desk- "Dangerous Tax Payers and How to Recognize Them"
3,358	October 23, 1985	Bert Convy	Julia Migenes-Johnson
Bronson Brothers come out and sing Johnny 'Happy Birthday'
3,359	October 24, 1985	Suzanne Pleshette, Joe Piscopo	Dizzy Gillespie
Evening News with Zontar Rather in the Year 2005
3,360	October 25, 1985	Dyan Cannon	Laura Branigan
Carved Pumpkins
3,361	October 28, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Howie Mandel, John Larroquette	N/A
3,362	October 29, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Rex Harrison, Kate Jackson, Susan Sullivan, Griffin Dunne	N/A
Noticeable Car Jokes
3,363	October 30, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Martin Mull, Priscilla Presley, Julia Child	N/A
3,364	October 31, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), David Lee Roth, Pee Wee Herman, Phyllis Diller, Elvira	N/A

November

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,365	November 1, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Lucille Ball, Steven Wright, Dr. Ruth Westheimer	N/A
3,366	November 5, 1985	Peter Strauss, Teddy Bergeron, Bret Saberhagen	N/A
Public Service Announcement
3,367	November 6, 1985	Roseanne Barr	Julio Iglesias
3,368	November 7, 1985	Thalassa Cruso	Pilobolus
Carson's Believe It or Stuff It
3,369	November 8, 1985	Larry Miller	Lee Greenwood
Things Sent by Fans; Programs That Are Big in Russia
3,370	November 12, 1985	Garry Shandling (guest host), Teresa Ganzel	James Taylor
3,371	November 13, 1985	Carl Reiner	N/A
3,372	November 14, 1985	Robert Blake, David Horowitz	N/A
3,373	November 15, 1985	Dick Shawn, Edward Pembroke	N/A
Sing Along to Bye Bye Bhagwan
3,374	November 19, 1985	Grace Jones, Pete Barbutti, (host)	John McLaughlin
Game- "Scruples"
3,375	November 20, 1985	David Brenner	The Roches
Blue Cards
3,376	November 21, 1985	Ryan O'Neal, Bob Uecker	The Judds
Stump the Band
3,377	November 22, 1985	Jim Fowler, Marty Pollio	N/A
Johnny does an Audience Health Survey using an Applause Meter.
3,378	November 26, 1985	Jack Gallagher, Gore Vidal	The LaBeque Sisters
Questionnaires to Grammar School Students Asking Questions about Thanksgiving
3,379	November 27, 1985	Yakov Smirnoff, Lyle Alzado	Patti LaBelle
3,380	November 28, 1985	Ethel Brunnick, Victoria Jackson	N/A
Weird Relatives That Visit on the Holidays; Blue Cards
3,381	November 29, 1985	Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, David Letterman	Barry Manilow

December

No.	Original air date	Guest(s)	Musical/entertainment guest(s)
3,382	December 2, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Christopher Reeve, Charles Nelson Reilly	Larry Gatlin
3,383	December 3, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Rue McClanahan, Telma Hopkins, Tom Falk	Tom Jones
3,384	December 4, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Howard Cosell, Charlton Heston, Brigitte Nielsen, Gallagher	Whitney Houston ("Saving All My Love for You")
3,385	December 5, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Telly Savalas, George Hamilton, Pamela Bellwood, Rich Hall	N/A
3,386	December 6, 1985	Joan Rivers (guest host), Jon Voight, Michele Lee, Bryant Gumbel	N/A
3,387	December 10, 1985	Alan King	Vlasta Krsek
Christmas Specials Listed on the Hollywood Reporter; Ideas That Were Submitted to The Network for Holiday Shows and Turned Down
3,388	December 11, 1985	William F. Buckley, Jr., John Larroquette	Joe Williams
3,389	December 12, 1985	Robert Klein	N/A
Letters from the New York Post Office That Were Addressed to Santa Claus; Letters from Children of Poor Families asking Santa for Gifts for Family Members
3,390	December 13, 1985	Bob Hope	Luther Vandross
Strange Christmas Gifts
3,391	December 17, 1985	none	Bette Midler
Ed shows a picture of his new baby girl, Catherine Mary.
3,392	December 18, 1985	Dick Shawn, Tim Reid	Michael McDonald
Interstate Rivalry Jokes
3,393	December 19, 1985	Kevin Nealon	David Tolley (pianist), Mary Jo Manela (pianist)
New Products
3,394	December 20, 1985	Jack Lemmon, Jack Velasco	Sade ("Smooth Operator", "The Sweetest Taboo")
Prop man brings out a fruit cake on a forklift and drops it through Johnny's desk.; Letters from School Children in Response to Question 'When Do You Know It Is Not Going to Be a Perfect Christmas?'
3,395	December 31, 1985	Bill Maher, Marty Pollio	B.B. King, Laura Branigan