Stealing Harvard

Stealing Harvard
File:Stealing harvard.jpg Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Bruce McCulloch
Produced by	Susan Cavan
Written by	Martin Hynes Peter Tolan
Starring	Jason Lee Tom Green Leslie Mann Dennis Farina Richard Jenkins John C. McGinley Tammy Blanchard Megan Mullally
Narrated by	Jason Lee
Music by	Christophe Beck
Cinematography	Ueli Steiger
Edited by	Malcolm Campbell
Production companies	Revolution Studios Imagine Entertainment
Distributed by	Columbia Pictures
Release dates	September 13, 2002 (2002-09-13)
Running time	85 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$25 million
Box office	$14.3 million

Stealing Harvard (working title, Uncle) is a 2002 American crime comedy film directed by Bruce McCulloch and written by Martin Hynes and Peter Tolan, about a man who resorts to crime to pay for his niece's Harvard tuition. The film stars Jason Lee and Tom Green with Leslie Mann, Dennis Farina, Richard Jenkins, John C. McGinley, Tammy Blanchard, and Megan Mullally.

Plot

John Plummer (Jason Lee) is engaged to Elaine Warner (Leslie Mann), and intends to use his life savings of $30,000 to put a down payment on a house. He works for Elaine's father, Mr. Warner (Dennis Farina), who dislikes John. Simultaneously, John's niece Noreen (Tammy Blanchard), daughter of sister Patty (Megan Mullally), is accepted to Harvard University, but needs an additional $30,000 on top of her grants and scholarships. Noreen shows John an old videotape where he promised to pay for Noreen's college. John now has a moral and financial dilemma – disappoint his fiancée or disappoint his niece and ruin her chance at escaping poverty.

John confides in his friend Walter "Duff" Duffy (Tom Green), a landscaper. He convinces John to steal from one of his rich clients, who keeps large amounts of cash in an unlocked safe. The pair set off to steal the cash, but Duff runs away when lights come on in the home, leaving John to get caught by Emmett Cook (Richard Jenkins). Cook forces John to cross-dress and role-play the part of Cook's late wife as the two men lie in bed and "spoon". Eventually, after taking an incriminating photograph of John, Cook releases him. As he is leaving, Mr. Warner rides by and takes note of John's panicked behavior, believing that he has caught John in an affair.

Further capers ensue as John and Duff try to rob a liquor store and later attempt to con a drug lord out of $30,000 by concocting a phony story about running an ecstasy ring. A police detective (John C. McGinley) is on to John and Duff, but never has enough evidence to actually pin any of the crimes on them. Meanwhile, Mr. Warner breaks into Cook's residence in order to get evidence against John, and once Cook catches him, he is forced to "spoon" as well. Before leaving, Warner finds the photo of John from the album, which he then gives to Elaine.

John is forced to confess everything to Elaine, who is not upset and admires the lengths he was willing to go to in order to please her and send his niece to Harvard. Elaine then confides in John that her father keeps a great deal of money at his business, and that it would be easy for them to steal it. John, Elaine, and Duff set out to rob the business in the night. Unfortunately, Mr. Warner had hid his dog Rex inside the vault. Rex latches on to Duff and does not let go. Just as John and Elaine find the money, Mr. Warner tries to attack them but he is caught by the detective who mistakes him for a burglar. John and Elaine escape to Duff's van. The police arrive and the gang unsuccessfully tries to get away. They are all taken into custody by the detective and facing a series of charges. John feels doomed, until the judge in charge of his arraignment turns out to be the gun-toting Emmett Cook.

Upon their mutual recognition, John flashes a written message to Cook, threatening to expose the judge's fetish; upon reading the note, Cook quickly dismisses all charges against John. Finally, Duff comes through as best he can and gives John his life savings, $1,000, which John bets on a long-shot horse which wins and which paid 30 to 1. John and Elaine are married, Noreen goes off to college, and, in the final scene, John is left to ponder how loser Duff could possibly accumulate $1,000 – the last scene shows Duff offering to "spoon" with Cook for $1,000.

Cast

• Jason Lee as John Plummer
• Tom Green as Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
• Leslie Mann as Elaine Warner
• Dennis Farina as Mr. Warner
• Richard Jenkins as Honorable Judge Emmett Cook (The Lonely Guy)
• John C. McGinley as Detective Charles
• Tammy Blanchard as Noreen Plummer
• Megan Mullally as Patty Plummer
• Zeus as Rex the Dog
• Chris Penn as David Loach
• Seymour Cassel as Uncle Jack
• Ken Magee as Butcher
• Martin Starr as Liquor Store Kid
• Mary Gillis as Duff's mother
• Bruce McCulloch as Fidio the Lawyer

Reception

Stealing Harvard received negative reviews from critics. It currently holds a 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 103 reviews with the consensus: "There are some laughs in Stealing Harvard, but they are few and far between, and Tom Green's antics grow old fast."

Box office

Released September 13, 2002 the film grossed US$14,036,406 at the U.S. box office.

Accolades

For his performance in the film, Green was nominated for Worst Supporting Actor in the 2002 Golden Raspberry Awards.

External links

• Stealing Harvard at IMDb
• Stealing Harvard at Box Office Mojo
• Stealing Harvard at Rotten Tomatoes
• Stealing Harvard at Metacritic