2000 Year Old Man

Rhino Records' 2000 Year Old Man boxed set of albums one through four

The 2000 Year Old Man is a persona in a comedy skit, originally created by Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner in 1961.

Mel Brooks played the oldest man in the world, interviewed by Carl Reiner in a series of comedy routines that appeared on television, as well as being made into a collection of records. In a Yiddish accent, Brooks would improvise answers to topics such as the earliest known language ("basic Rock"); manufacturing the Star of David ("I employed six men, see, each with a point. They would run together in the middle of the factory, and in the great speed, they would fuse, thus creating a star. I would make two a day, because of the many ACCidents"; manufacturing the cross ("It was simple. I didn't know then it was eloquent! Two men run together ... BANG! You got a cross! I could have fired four men!"), and Joan of Arc ("KNOW her? I WENT with her, dummy, I WENT with her!").

The inspiration for the skit was a tape-recorded exchange between Brooks and Reiner at a party that took place at Brooks' beachfront house in Lonelyville, on Fire Island. The tape recorder was brought into the mix shortly after the opening salvos, as the two comics soon had the party audience in stitches. In 1961, when the duo began doing the skit on television, Brooks had just undergone surgery for gout. Because of his post-surgical discomfort, Brooks quipped, "I feel like a 2000-year-old man," which led Reiner to begin questioning him about what it's like to be a 2000-year-old man and to describe history as Brooks saw it.

Brooks and Reiner have released five comedy albums. The 2000 Year Old Man character appeared on one track for each of the first three albums, and the entirety of the final two.

1. 2000 Years with Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks (1961)
2. 2000 and One Years with Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks (1961)
3. Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks at the Cannes Film Festival (1962)
4. 2000 and Thirteen (1973)
5. The 2000 Year Old Man in the Year 2000 (1997)

The last in the series won the 1998 Grammy Award for Spoken Comedy Album.

Animated special

The 2000 Year Old Man
Genre	Animated television special
Written by	Mel Brooks Carl Reiner
Directed by	Leo Salkin
Starring	Mel Brooks (voice) Carl Reiner (voice)
Theme music composer	Mort Garson
Country of origin	USA
Original language(s)	English
Production
Producer(s)	Leo Salkin
Running time	30 min.
Release
Original network	CBS
Original release	January 11, 1975 (1975-01-11)

A half-hour animated television special, The 2000 Year Old Man, premiered January 11, 1975, incorporating some of the original recordings. This special has since been released on VHS videocassette and DVD. The musical introduction was Bach's Sinfonia to Cantata #29 performed on a Moog synthesizer by Mort Garson.

All five comedy albums were compiled and newly remastered on a 3-CD/1-DVD Box Set by Shout! Factory for the 50th anniversary. The 2000 Year Old Man: The Complete History DVD was released November 24, 2009, and features an interview with Reiner and Brooks; the 1975 animated 2000 Year Old Man television special, and clips of the two appearing on The Ed Sullivan Show and The New Steve Allen Show.

Many of the jokes (especially the caveman jokes) were eventually brought to the screen in Brooks' film History of the World, Part I.

Appearances in other media

Mel Brooks appeared as the 2000 Year Old Man to help celebrate the 2000th episode of the original Jeopardy! hosted by Art Fleming (February 21, 1972), in which the three highest-scoring undefeated champions at that point returned to play an abbreviated game for charities. During his pre-game appearance he recounted how the show was done 2,000 years earlier – "It wasn't this hippy-happy-dappy game you've got here ... the moment you walked out of your cave – Jeopardy!" On the March 17, 2014 airing of the current Jeopardy! hosted by Alex Trebek, Brooks and Reiner read an entire category of clues as their characters.

Mel Brooks adapted the character to create the 2500 Year Old Brewmaster for Ballantine Beer in the 1960s. Interviewed by Dick Cavett in a series of ads, the Brewmaster (in a German accent, as opposed to the 2000 Year Old Man's Jewish voice) said he was inside the original Trojan horse and "could've used a six-pack of fresh air."

In the episode of The Simpsons entitled "Homer vs. Patty and Selma", characters incorrectly referred to The 2000 Year Old Man as "The 2000-Pound Man thing" and "The 2000-Dollar Man thing". Mel Brooks also appears as himself in the show.

In the episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip entitled "The Option Period", comedy writer Rick Tahoe uses The 2000 Year Old Man as an example of an ideal comedy sketch.