The General Danced at Dawn

The General danced at dawn.

Author	George MacDonald Fraser.
Country	United Kingdom.
Language	English.
Series	McAuslan stories.
Genre	Historical short stories.
Publisher	Barrie & Jenkins.
Publication date	1970.
Media type	Print (hardback & paperback).
Pages	205.
Followed by	McAuslan in the Rough.

The General Danced at Dawn is a collection of short stories by George MacDonald Fraser, published first during 1970 and featuring a young Scottish lieutenant named Dand MacNeill. It is a generally fond fictionalization of life in the British army, specifically the Highland Infantry Division, soon after the end of the Second World War.

The stories were based on Fraser's time as an officer of the Gordon Highlanders in Libya soon after World War Two.

The book was followed by two other collections of the same series: McAuslan in the Rough and The Sheikh and the Dustbin.

Plot Summaries

Monsoon Selection Board concerns Corporal Dand MacNeill, his efforts to become an officer, and his examination by an officer selection board in India during the final part of World War II. Despite performing badly every task, often trying to answer cleverly and failing miserably, he is approved and commissioned due to his apparent dogged determination to complete the assault course. He perseveres in his futile attempts to cross a mud filled ditch, although the examining officers advise him to 'call it a day' and climb out. In reality he was unwilling to finish or turn back, as he had lost his trousers while floundering in the mud, and had resolved to stay in the water to avoid embarrassment.

Silence in the Ranks recounts Subaltern MacNeill joining an unidentified Highland regiment as a platoon commander, and finding it difficult to conform to the regiment's family atmosphere and to identify with the men he commands. At the end of the story, due to missing a mess meeting he is assigned as Duty Officer and must remain in barracks during Hogmanay (New Year's Eve), while the other officers celebrate by invitation in the Sergeants Mess. To his surprise, he is joined in his quarters by some soldiers of his platoon for drinks, song, and conversation. At the close of the evening, he learns that 'Darkie', of whom he has heard his men talk, is in fact his own affectionate nickname.

Play Up, Play Up and Get Tore In tells the tale of Dand, in his capacity as Battalion Sports Officer, taking the battalion football team on tour on a British-controlled island in the Mediterranean (presumably Malta). Despite the machinations of an opportunistic naval officer, Lieutenant Samuels, who attempts to pass off the Highlanders as members of his own crew, the tour is a success. The team wins every match they play, even against 'The Fleet' (meaning the Royal Navy's Mediterranean Fleet) in a match organised by the over-enthusiastic Governor, who fails to recognise the disparity in resources between a small regiment and an entire armed service. Lt. Samuels almost gambles away the team's and his ship's paychest on this match, but the money is saved by an unwitting Private McAuslan.

Wee Wullie is about a long-serving, tall, incredibly strong soldier known only as 'Wee Wullie', who when off duty is frequently drunk and violent, and often ends a pass arrested by the military police. The Colonel is strangely tolerant of Wullie, however, managing to keep Wullie's breaches of discipline within the battalion where he can deal with him; and it is learned that during the war Wee Wullie showed great heroism, carrying a wounded German for days across the desert until they were both rescued. He did not receive any accolades for this act of heroism, though, as while in hospital recuperating he got drunk, climbed onto the hospital roof, and sang "The Ball of Kirriemuir" in its entirety, after which he was arrested yet again by the Royal Military Police "redcaps". (In The Light's on at Signpost Fraser reveals that Wullie's act of heroism was not the solo march through the desert but to protect the colonel by defying the Japanese in the POW camp in which they were both interned.)

The General Danced at Dawn The Colonel is soon to retire, and the battalion is determined to make a good show at an upcoming inspection before he does. In the event, the inspection goes badly and 'anything that could go wrong, seemed to go wrong,' from upsetting a swill tub, to the kitchen in the enlisted men's mess catching fire, to the junior subaltern passing the port the wrong way at the dining-in. The inspecting General MacCrimmon is unimpressed with the Battalion until he watches a display of the regiment's officers performing Highland dancing. He joins in, becoming more and more enthusiastic and recruiting more and more passersby to join, until by dawn the next morning, a crowd of Highlanders, Fusiliers who share the base with the Highlanders, some military policemen, members of the local populace, an Italian cafe proprietor, a few Senussi Arabs in burnouses, and three German prisoners of war make history by dancing 'a one hundred and twenty-eightsome reel.' The General's inspection report 'congratulated the battalion, and highly commended the pipe-sergeant on the standard of the officers' dancing.' The pipey's opinion was that as a dancer, the General was "no' bad ... for a Campbell."

Night Run to Palestine MacNeill, on detached service in Egypt, misses his flight to return to the Battalion. While he waits for the next one, he is made commander of an overnight troop train to Jerusalem. As well as keeping watch for Zionist saboteurs and snipers, he has to deal with an interfering Lt. Colonel, a group of innocent young ATS, a chaplain concerned for their moral safety, and a soldier of the Arab Legion who locks himself in a lavatory, amongst other things. He gets his train to Jerusalem in one piece, despite the interference of the Lt. Colonel, before returning to Egypt and a farcical court of inquiry which at great length determines that he missed his original flight back from Egypt, hence his presence there; and that he must therefore catch the next flight out.

The Whisky and the Music Invited as a guest to the Sergeants Mess by the battalion's Signals Sergeant, Dand MacNeill learns a little something of his own past -- specifically, that his great-uncle, who had been with the Regiment at the beginning of the 20th century, had once been pipe-sergeant of MacNeill's battalion. He also learns some regimental lore concerning the legendary Piper George Findlater, VC, who had played the bagpipes under withering fire at the Battle of Dargai in Afghanistan, inspiring the Regiment to capture the Dargai Heights by playing the regimental march "Cock o' the North" while the bullets whistled around him ... or was it a different march?

Guard at the Castle MacNeill's battalion has been transferred home to Scotland, to Edinburgh to be exact. Royalty is coming to town and it has been decided that having a Scottish outfit provide the ceremonial guard for Edinburgh Castle is advisable. The Colonel selects MacNeill to command this ceremonial guard mount. MacNeill and the Regimental Sergeant Major select the five members of the guard detail; rehearse them to perfection; ensure they are well-equipped -- and then, due to a last minute accident with a bucket of paint, are forced to replace one of the spiffy guards with the scruffy Private McAuslan, the dirtiest soldier in the world.

McAuslan's Court-Martial While Lieutenant MacNeill is acting company commander, Private McAuslan is charged with disobedience of a direct order by a newly promoted, officious corporal. A man of principle, McAuslan believes that being ordered to enter the pillow fight at the Army's Highland Division Games is an illegal order. The pillow fight is fought while astride greased poles over a canvas water tank until one combatant is knocked into the water. Corporal Baxter had told McAuslan that he "needed a damned good wash, and this way [he'd] get one." Refusing company punishment, McAuslan demanded, as was his right, to be "marched" -- taken before the battalion's newly assigned Commanding Officer, because he believed he was not being punished justly. Refusing to accept the new Colonel's award of punishment, in accordance with the formula, "Will you accept my award or go before a court-martial?" McAuslan chooses the latter. It looks grim for The Dirtiest Soldier in the World, but Captain Einstein, the "prisoner's friend" assigned to defend him, is a resourceful man.

Adaptations

During the early 1970s, Fraser adapted the stories into a screenplay "at the request of a rather eccentric Scots-American entrepreneur" but the project "died some distance short of pre-production."

The Dirtiest Soldier in the World

Guard at the Castle was adapted into a 30-minute television special for Comedy Playhouse, named The Dirtiest Soldier in the World, which was broadcast in 1972 by BBC1. It featured Freddie Earle as McAuslan and John Standing as Lt McNeill, and was adapted by David Climie.

External links

• The Dirtiest Soldier in the World at IMDB