The Maid (Seinfeld)

"The Maid"
	Seinfeld episode
Episode no.	Season 9; Episode 19
Directed by	Andy Ackerman
Teleplay by	Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer
Story by	Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer and Kit Boss & Peter Mehlman
Production code	919
Original air date	April 30, 1998
Guest actors
	Angela Featherstone as Cindy; Daniel Von Bargen as Kruger; Anthony Crivello as Maxwell; Markus Flanagan as Charles; Sam Whipple as Phone Guy #1; Kyle Colerider-Kruph as Phone Guy #2; Steve Franken as Brendan; Davenia McFadden as Coco; Damon Jones as Watkins; Chip Chinery as Co-Worker #1; Colin McClean as Co-Worker #2; Anthony Mangano as Fireman; Ruth Cohen as Ruthie Cohen (uncredited); Rick Corcoran as Answering Machine (voice) (uncredited); Thomas Dekker as Bobby (voice) (uncredited);
Season 9 episodes
	September 1997 – May 1998 "The Butter Shave"; "The Voice"; "The Serenity Now"; "The Blood"; "The Junk Mail"; "The Merv Griffin Show"; "The Slicer"; "The Betrayal"; "The Apology"; "The Strike"; "The Dealership"; "The Reverse Peephole"; "The Cartoon"; "The Strong Box"; "The Wizard"; "The Burning"; "The Bookstore"; "The Frogger"; "The Maid"; "The Puerto Rican Day"; "The Chronicle (Part 1)"; "The Chronicle (Part 2)"; "The Finale (Part 1)"; "The Finale (Part 2)"; ;
	List of Seinfeld episodes

"The Maid" is the 175th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 19th episode of the ninth and final season. It aired on April 30, 1998. The working title for this episode was "The Long-Distance Relationship."

Plot

Jerry hires a maid, Cindy (played by Angela Featherstone), whom he then starts sleeping with. Elaine discovers she has 57 messages on her answering machine when Kramer attempts to send her a fax. George tries to get a nickname (T-Bone) but a co-worker gets the one he wanted instead. George tries reasoning with the new T-Bone to get his nickname. When he walks into the meeting room carrying a banana, his co-workers nickname him Koko since George was flailing around like a monkey when he was talking to the new T-Bone.

The episode also featured the New York area code 646. When the 212 area code ran out of numbers, 646 was created. Kramer signs up to receive restaurant menus by fax with a service called "Now We're Cookin'" but uses Elaine's phone number, mistakenly thinking she had a fax machine. Annoyed by the non-stop calls from the fax service, Elaine changes her phone number and gets one with the 646 area code. She is not happy with the new number, because she believes the area code makes it too long to dial. She is proved correct when attempting to give her number to a man in the park. Initially eager, he hesitates when he sees the 646 area code and asks if it is in New Jersey. Her response is, "No, it's just like 212 except they multiplied every number by 3… and added 1 to the middle number." He makes an excuse and walks off. When her neighbor Mrs. Krantz dies, Elaine manages to get her old 212 number. Mrs. Krantz's grandson Bobby keeps calling Elaine's apartment, ignorant of the fact that his grandmother is dead. Elaine tries to convince Bobby that his grandmother has died by pretending to die herself; this backfires when Bobby dials 911 and firefighters beat down Elaine's door.

Kramer's girlfriend moves downtown, leading him to struggle with the drawbacks of a "long-distance relationship." Meanwhile, Jerry begins to realize that because of their relationship, Cindy is no longer doing any work, but he's still paying her, which leads Kramer to comment "Uh-oh - you're a John!" When Jerry confronts Cindy, she walks out on the job and the relationship.

Jerry later meets Cindy's boss Maxwell - a parody of a pimp - who threateningly tells Jerry that if he doesn't get the money from Jerry, he'll get it from Cindy. Meanwhile, Kramer breaks up with his girlfriend when she refuses to move, and he gets lost in the Lower East Side. When Jerry goes to pick him up, he spots Cindy and slows down to give her her money - unfortunately, a passing policeman mistakes them for a prostitute and a John. Later, a lost Kramer is approached by Maxwell (played by Anthony Crivello) and is talked into a maid job, joking about the similarities between the scene and Kramer being approached by a pimp.

During the credits, George purposely hires a woman named Coco (who was referred to earlier by Cindy) as Vice-President of Acquisitions; Kruger states there shouldn't be two Koko/Coco's and George goes back to being George again, much to his satisfaction. As Kruger begins to talk about removing a stain, Coco mentions her Gammy when she was in Jamaica, but George interrupts her saying no one cares about her Gammy. As Kruger wonders who is Gammy and saying there should be one, he decides to give George the nickname "Gammy". As everyone (including Coco) eagerly chant "Gammy", George says "Gammy is getting upset!"

Episode notes

File:Anthony Crivello on Seinfeld.jpg

Anthony Crivello and Jerry Seinfeld filming the episode on set in Los Angeles.

Kramer calls Jerry from the intersection of 1st Street and 1st Avenue, which he describes as "The Nexus of the Universe". This realization inspired the opening of the "Nexus lounge".

Kramer also mentions that there is an Original Ray's Pizza from where he is standing. Indeed, there is a Famous Original Ray's Pizza is at 195 East Houston Street, visible from Kramer's viewpoint.

Jerry's line, "stay alive, no matter what occurs, I will find you," is an allusion to the 1992 film The Last of the Mohicans.

When Cindy tells George that one of the girls at the maid service she works at is named Coco, she mentions "That girl's alright". This is a reference to "The Dealership", where Jerry and Puddy discuss Koko, the gorilla that can do sign language, and Puddy says, "That chimp's alright."

When George says "Gammy is getting upset!", this is a reference to The Jimmy where like Jimmy, he starts talking in the third person and says "George is getting upset!".

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Season 1	"The Seinfeld Chronicles" "The Stake Out" "The Robbery" "Male Unbonding" "The Stock Tip"
Season 2	"The Ex-Girlfriend" "The Pony Remark" "The Jacket" "The Phone Message" "The Apartment" "The Statue" "The Revenge" "The Heart Attack" "The Deal" "The Baby Shower" "The Chinese Restaurant" "The Busboy"
Season 3	"The Note" "The Truth" "The Pen" "The Dog" "The Library" "The Parking Garage" "The Cafe" "The Tape" "The Nose Job" "The Stranded" "The Alternate Side" "The Red Dot" "The Subway" "The Pez Dispenser" "The Suicide" "The Fix-Up" "The Boyfriend" "The Limo" "The Good Samaritan" "The Letter" "The Parking Space" "The Keys"
Season 4	"The Trip" "The Pitch" "The Ticket" "The Wallet" "The Watch" "The Bubble Boy" "The Cheever Letters" "The Opera" "The Virgin" "The Contest" "The Airport" "The Pick" "The Movie" "The Visa" "The Shoes" "The Outing" "The Old Man" "The Implant" "The Junior Mint" "The Smelly Car" "The Handicap Spot" "The Pilot"
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Season 9	"The Butter Shave" "The Voice" "The Serenity Now" "The Blood" "The Junk Mail" "The Merv Griffin Show" "The Slicer" "The Betrayal" "The Apology" "The Strike" "The Dealership" "The Reverse Peephole" "The Cartoon" "The Strong Box" "The Wizard" "The Burning" "The Bookstore" "The Frogger" "The Maid" "The Puerto Rican Day" "The Chronicle" "The Finale"
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"The Maid"
Seinfeld episode
Episode no.	Season 9 Episode 19
Directed by	Andy Ackerman
Teleplay by	Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer
Story by	Alec Berg & David Mandel & Jeff Schaffer and Kit Boss & Peter Mehlman
Production code	919
Original air date	April 30, 1998
Guest actors
Angela Featherstone as Cindy Daniel Von Bargen as Kruger Anthony Crivello as Maxwell Markus Flanagan as Charles Sam Whipple as Phone Guy #1 Kyle Colerider-Kruph as Phone Guy #2 Steve Franken as Brendan Davenia McFadden as Coco Damon Jones as Watkins Chip Chinery as Co-Worker #1 Colin McClean as Co-Worker #2 Anthony Mangano as Fireman Ruth Cohen as Ruthie Cohen (uncredited) Rick Corcoran as Answering Machine (voice) (uncredited) Thomas Dekker as Bobby (voice) (uncredited)
Season 9 episodes
September 1997 – May 1998 "The Butter Shave" "The Voice" "The Serenity Now" "The Blood" "The Junk Mail" "The Merv Griffin Show" "The Slicer" "The Betrayal" "The Apology" "The Strike" "The Dealership" "The Reverse Peephole" "The Cartoon" "The Strong Box" "The Wizard" "The Burning" "The Bookstore" "The Frogger" "The Maid" "The Puerto Rican Day" "The Chronicle (Part 1)" "The Chronicle (Part 2)" "The Finale (Part 1)" "The Finale (Part 2)"
List of Seinfeld episodes