Wipeout (season 6)

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Country of origin United States
No. of episodes 16
Release
Original network ABC
Original release May 9, 2013 (2013-05-09) – September 19, 2013 (2013-09-19)

This is a comprehensive list of all of the episodes from the sixth season of American game-show Wipeout.

Summer Episode 1: Welcome Back, Jill

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Surftographer' Branden Aroyan 1st (1:56.2)* 2nd 1st Winner (06:26.69)
2 'Substitute' Timmy Morgan 5th (3:39.4) 1st 2nd 2nd Place (09:30.82)
3 'Kung Fu Hot Pants' Johnny Nguyen*** 3rd (2:56.9) 3rd 3rd Out Of Time
4 'Chicken Sitter' Jayne Strand 8th (3:57.9) 5th Eliminated
'Mr. Twister' Greg Lozano 2nd (2:46.1)** 6th Eliminated
'Crazy Cat Guy' Larry Mura 6th (3:40.1) 4th Eliminated
7 'Jolly Green Shredding Machine' Nathan Briles (Age: 28) 4th (3:20.0) Eliminated
'Roadkill Investigator' Elyssia Atkins (Age: 28) 11th (4:13.1) Eliminated
'Diaperless' Sunny Aceves 9th (3:59.1) Eliminated
'Unpopular' Paddy Manesh (Age: 19) 12th (4:19.7) Eliminated
Dale Rutledge 7th (3:56.2) Eliminated
Adam Hove 10th (4:02.6) Eliminated
  • Aired on May 9, 2013.

*Branden was the only contestant to cross the Barsy Bot 3000, the Failboxes, and the Wipeout Pizza Kitchen.

**Greg crossed the Failboxes, although it wasn't shown.

***Johnny is the first contestant to come in 3rd in all the events.

Title Reference: Jill's return to Wipeout after one year of absence.

Summer Episode 2: Night Of The Living Big Balls

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Wipeout City Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Mane Man' John Pineda 8th (5:37.4) 3rd 2nd Winner (12:31.90)*****
2 'Bad Englishman' Matt Shiel 2nd (3:20.0)*** 2nd 1st 2nd Place (15:22.13)
3 'Pink-Quistador' Hugo Bolanos 1st (3:02.7)* 6th 3rd Out Of Time but left with $500
4 'Soccer Star' Samantha Guzman 5th (3:56.9) 1st Eliminated
'Foxy Toxicologist' Caitlin Miller 6th (4:42.2) 4th Eliminated
'Zombie Killer' Ottis Pittman** 3rd (3:30.5)**** 5th Eliminated
7 'Roach Coach' Lee Cripps 4th (3:36.0)**** Eliminated
'A. Lo' Ashley Lopez 12th (5:45.6) Eliminated
Suzette Medina 11th (5:42.9) Eliminated
'Ice Queen' Hannah Hunsinger 10th (5:41.0) Eliminated
Ashley McClure 9th (5:38.4) Eliminated
'Self Promoter' Andrew Ramirez 7th (4:44.6)*** Eliminated

*Hugo is the first contestant this season to collect 500 dollars for tagging Smallsy.

**Ottis Pittman is the second contestant on Wipeout to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. He is number one in a zombie shooter game. ( Anastasia Desantis is the first. )

***Hugo crossed Tropic Blunder. Although it wasn't seen, Andrew and Matt both crossed Tropic Blunder as well.

****Ottis and Lee both crossed the Pork Choppers.

*****John became the first finalist to cross both the Dark Side of the Moon & Twisted Falls on his first try.

Title reference: The 3rd round obstacle course is zombie-themed. Spoofs the 1968 horror film Night of the Living Dead.

Summer Episode 3: Senior Citizens, Kids and Convicts

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Wipeout City Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Man Wolf' Nate Wright 1st (3:05.1) 5th 1st Winner (13:19.45)**
2 'Butcher' Marc Berry 3rd (3:47.3) 2nd 3rd Out Of Time
'Beauty Guru' Tyler "Candy" Lawton 12th (5:55.4) 6th 2nd Out Of Time
4 'Rapping Therapist' Phat Le 5th (4:55.6) 3rd Eliminated
Jamaal 'Jang-a-Lang' Johnson 6th (5:11.8)* 4th Eliminated but left with $500
'Bluegrass Boy' Steve Stout 2nd (3:24.9) 1st Eliminated
7 'Diner Waitress' Angelica Garcia 4th (4:52.9) Eliminated
Stephanie Zogal 10th (5:49.2) Eliminated
Tracy McBurnett 8th (5:30.3) Eliminated
'Health Nut' Hanna Tague 7th (5:21.7) Eliminated
Kriss Brand 9th (5:33.1) Eliminated
Tressa Herley 11th (5:52.7) Eliminated

*Jamaal Earned $500 for tagging Smallsy. **Nate was the first to cross the Spinning Throw-tiserie on his first try Title reference: John Henson had ideas for upcoming Wipeout episodes. Some for Kindergarteners, Senior Citizens, Convicts, etc. The "Wipeout Jail" course is introduced into the qualifier.

All six females that qualified were eliminated in the second round.

Summer Episode 4: Wipeout Family Values

Competition: Finals
Week: Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Shamily'
Kaysey Contreras & Stacey Green
3rd (6:34.9) 4th 1st* Winner (35:31.81)
(14:19.23) - Stacey
(21:12.58) - Kaysey
2 'Country Bumpkins'
Flint & Samantha Palmer
5th (7:25.0) 2nd 2nd Out of Time
(12:39.01)-Samantha
Out Of Time - Flint
3 'Great Scotts'
Dillon & Nikki Scott
1st (3:56.9) 1st Eliminated
'Absent Minded Dad & His Wandering Daughter'
Georg & Kimberly Tercero
2nd (5:58.3) 3rd Eliminated
5 'Movie Magic'
Ricky Rodriguez & Mark Caswell
6th (7:39.0) Eliminated
'Corporate Kids'
Chase & Mercedes Cloward
4th (6:58.8) Eliminated
  • This episode featured the slowest and worst winning time.
  • Kimberly Tercero is the first to cross the Fly Swatters.
  • Dillon and Nikki Scott crossed Aunt Patty Cake.
  • The "Shamily" is the first winning team without any males.
  • Chase Cloward is the first to cross Octopushy without wiping out.
  • 3:56.9 is the second fastest team qualifier in Wipeout history.

Summer Episode 5: Boss & Employee: Third Shift

Competition: Finals
Week: Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Wipeout City Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Lousy Lifeguard' Ray Gonzalez 5th (8:05.4) 3rd 1st Winner (07:53.61)*****
2 'Kidiot' Eric Welch 6th (8:16.2) 2nd 2nd 2nd Place (09:37.74)*****
3 'Lousy Lifeguard' Carlos Perez 5th (8:05.4) 3rd 1st Late Finish (07:57.24)
'Kidiot' Billy Minogue 6th (8:16.2) 2nd 2nd Out of Time*****
5 'Boss Lady & Boy Toy'
Jessica Lawson & Jimmy McGann
1st (5:20.3)* 1st Eliminated
'Pizza Familia'
Brian & Ben Beckman****
3rd (5:58.9) 4th Eliminated
9 'Revved Up Reverends'
Jesse Ruby & Nic Ferguson
2nd(5:51.8) Eliminated
'Yoga Poseurs'
Sherry Pederson & Kelly Quinn
4th (8:01.5) Eliminated

*Jimmy and Jessica both crossed Tropic Blunder. And while it wasn't seen, Brian Beckman & Jessica Lawson crossed the Cuckoo Clock.

**Mike and Sulley from Monsters University made appearances throughout the episode

***This is the second Boss and Employee episode to have an individual contestant to collect the $50,000. (Season 5, Ep 11 was the first.)

**** Brian and Ben are the First Family to compete on a Non-Family team episode on Wipeout.

***** Eric, Billy, and Ray became the 2nd, 3rd, & 4th to cross the Spinning Throwtiserie on their first try. (Nate Wright was the First) Jesse Ruby crossed The Tongue Twister.

Summer Episode 6: Brains Vs. Brawn

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Sugar Smacks Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Hacker' John Mahoney 2nd (3:05.3)* 4th 1st Winner (05:10.50) ($50,500)****
2 'Mind Bender' Dr. Kenny Bates 5th (4:21.3) 6th 3rd 2nd Place (18:15.08)
3 'Algae Avenger' Kyle Botsch 3rd (3:50.0) 2nd 2nd Out Of Time
4 'Potty Bot' Jason Diodati 1st (2:55.5)* 1st Eliminated but left with $500
'Evil Genius' Andrew Fontes 4th (3:54.4) 3rd Eliminated
'Ripped Realtor' Richard Furstenberg 12th (8:39.3)** 5th Eliminated
7 Rachel Baum 6th (4:56.8) Eliminated
Sabrina 'Top Guns' Taylor 8th (6:47.2)*** Eliminated
Fred Serricchio 9th (7:02.4) Eliminated
Amy Black 7th (5:33.7) Eliminated
'Tantastic' Tonia Moore 11th (8:27.6) Eliminated
Jamie Perry 10th (7:45.3) Eliminated

*John was the first person this season to cross the Big Balls. He also earned $500 for tagging Smallsy while doing so. And although it wasn't seen, Jason also tagged Smallsy and earned $500.

**Richard posts the slowest known Qualifier time so far in a regular episode.

***Sabrina Taylor crossed The Tongue Twister, although it wasn't shown.

****John was the 2nd to cross Twisted Falls (John Pineda was the 1st) & the 2nd to cross the Dark Side of the Moon on his first try. (Carlos Perez was the first) Later, Kyle became the 3rd.

  • This is also Wipeout's 100th episode.

Summer Episode 7: The Ex Games

Competition: Finals
Week: Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Sugar Smacks Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Fat' Kevin Abel 2nd (6:46.7) 2nd 2nd Winner (09:12.16)
2 'Old Lady' Katie Michaelson*** 2nd (6:46.7) 2nd 2nd 2nd Place (11:55.47)
3 'Competitive Competitor' Jillian Brockman 1st (6:30.5)** 1st 1st Out of Time
'Competitive Competitor' Marc Bauer 1st (6:30.5)** 1st 1st Out of Time
5 'Last Chancers'
Anthony Pinero & Cinnamon Dunson
3rd (7:34.5)* 3rd Eliminated but left with $500
'Best Friends Girl & Third Wheel'
Drew McKenzie & Mai Tran
4th (7:53.4) 4th Eliminated
9 'Ex-Door Neighbors'
Mark Shackleford & Amyjo Tancredi
6th (8:19.5) Eliminated
'One Night Stand-Ups'
Jeff MacKinnon & Leah Knauer
5th (8:03.2)* Eliminated but left with $500

*Today was a season record of smallsy, 4. Jeff, Cinnamon, and 2 unmentioned exes earned 500 dollars for tagging Smallsy.

  • The Bachelorette's Chris Harrison visited the qualifier to try to find bachelors, as well as trying to convince Jill to appear on the show, and even ran the qualifier to close out the round and get her to agree. Unfortunately, Jill still refused.

**Although it wasn't shown, Marc crossed the Turbo Snail Fail.

***Katie Is The 2nd Person To Get 2nd At All Events

Title reference: This is the show's first competition between ex-lovers. It spoofs the ESPN sporting event X Games.

Summer Episode 8: Newlyweds - Love and Other Wipeouts

Competition: Finals
Week: Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Secret Lovers'
Dustin Schmidt & Sally Kellogg
1st (5:56.3) 3rd 1st Winner** (23:44.85)
(12:12.08) - Dustin
(11:32.77) - Sally
2 'Music Lovers'
Thomas & Kelsie Martin
2nd (6:00.1) 1st 2nd 2nd Place (24:25.76)
(13:52.34)-Thomas
(11:13.42) - Kelsie
3 'Dave's Roommates'
Jeremiah & Michelle Waylon
5th (6:21.6) 2nd Eliminated
'Lovey Doveys'
Matthew & Angela Andrews
4th (6:12.7) 4th Eliminated
5 'Southern-Fried Sweethearts'
Josh & Nakia Brener
6th (6:39.0) Eliminated
'Honeymooners In Vegas'
Kyle & Vanessa Lewis Szabo
3rd (6:04.1) Eliminated
  • Bret Fraser tagged Smallsy and earned 500 dollars for him and his partner Jessica. Unfortunately, they failed to advance.
    • Dustin Schmidt & Sally Kellogg became the 6th couple to were one round away from winning in every round (Stephen Netter & Robin Burton, Gary & Larry Lane, Brenda & Matthew Crump, Lauren Bell & Mark Luzan and Vision & Gentle Winter were the others).

Summer Episode 9: Cat-Face Shirt

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Wipeout City Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Sideshow' Jim Klimek 1st (3:20.9)**** 2nd 1st Winner (06:17.30)
2 Taylor 'The Tailor' Dixon 5th (3:54.2) 3rd 3rd 2nd Place (08:54.73)
3 'Go-Go Grandson' Chris Weaver 2nd (3:22.5) 1st 2nd Out Of Time
4 'Corn Star' Don Cornford 4th (3:48.3) 4th Eliminated
'Delivery Knight' Anthony Corral, Jr. 3rd (3:41.7)*** 6th Eliminated
'Weather Finger' Joe Merrill 6th (4:00.5) 5th Eliminated
7 Alvin Reza 7th (4:22.7)* Eliminated but left with $500
Matt Klekotka 10th (4:57.3) Eliminated
'Cat-Face Shirt' Amanda Hayes 9th (4:40.4)** Eliminated
'Totally Random' Tessa Farias 8th (4:36.8) Eliminated
Tiffany Lupien 11th (5:01.5) Eliminated
Sarah Nash 12th (5:10.6) Eliminated

*Alvin collected 500 dollars for tagging Smallsy. **Amanda Hayes was the only contestant to cross the Wipeout Marina. ***Anthony was the only one to cross the Wipeout Farmhouse. ****Although it wasn't shown, Jim Klimek crossed Tropic Blunder.

Title Reference: Amanda Hayes was wearing a cat-face shirt while competing.

Summer Episode 10: Big Balls of the Caribbean

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Mr. Texas' Jeremy Roemer 3rd (3:24.5) 4th 1st Winner (04:26.03)
2 'K-Stew' Shelley Keller 1st (2:49.0)** 3rd 3rd 2nd Place (05:04.44)
3 'Tiger Beast' Tony Bolado 2nd (3:00.4) 1st 2nd 3rd Place (08:08.78)
4 'Fit Freak' Bronson Pate 4th (3:37.3)* 6th Eliminated but left with $500
'Dateless' Amanda Donaldson 5th (3:40.8) 2nd Eliminated
'Bargain Hunter' Becca Crigger 6th (3:46.7) 5th Eliminated
7 'Blade' Heather Carter 11th (4:23.6) Eliminated
'Aspiring PA' William Pellegrini II 7th (3:51.8) Eliminated
Cassandra Staats 'And Friends' 10th (4:16.5) Eliminated
'Demo Girl' Alexis Gonzalez 8th (3:56.8) Eliminated
Marnie Valliere 12th (4:45.6) Eliminated
Joel Sluyter 9th (4:00.4) Eliminated

*Bronson collected 500 dollars for tagging Smallsy.

**While it wasn't seen, Shelley crossed the failboxes.

Becca crossed Wipeout's Greatest Hits, and it wasn't mentioned, but she was seen while the camera was moving out of view.

Title Reference: The first obstacle on the qualifier, Squashbuckler. This spoofs the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise.

Summer Episode 11: As Seen on TV

Competitions Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Best Son' Dillan Porter 1st (3:10.7) T1st 2nd Winner (04:35.44)
2 'Stinky' Joshua Olsen 2nd (3:11.5) 5th 1st 2nd (04:42.29)
3 'Baby Barber' Jenna Verduzco 6th (3:18.3) T1st 3rd Out of Time
4 'Crazy Rat Lady' Laura Linehan 5th (3:16.4) 6th Eliminated
'Mid-Life Crisis' Andrew Lauer 4th (3:14.6) 4th Eliminated
'John Henson Fanatic' Paula Williams 8th (3:24.6) 3rd Eliminated
7 'Pay to Play' George Vartanian 3rd (3:13.2) Eliminated
'Funniest Girl' Jamie Keil 7th (3:19.9)* Eliminated
'Raw Meat Eater' Golem Mulugeta 9th (3:30.5) Eliminated
Eric McLean 11th (3:40.6) Eliminated
Alexandria Wright 10th (3:34.5) Eliminated
Tara Cunningham 12th (3:47.1) Eliminated

*Jamie Earned $500 for Tagging Smallsy. Jamie was hit so hard on the last 2 obstacles of the qualifier, she almost withdrew before Octopushy, but didn't.

**Dillan crossed the Trippity Skippity Flippity Doo.

Title Reference: Fake infomercial shown after George Vartanian declares he would pay to be on Wipeout.

Summer Episode 12: Beauty Queens

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Sugar Smacks Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Redneck Pageant Princess' Kaci McCorkell 1st (3:32.9) 5th 3rd Winner (06:53.56)
2 'Miss Georgia Peach' Annie Wilson 3rd (3:41.7) 6th 2nd 2nd Place (09:44.62)
3 'World Banana Queen' Amanda Delgado 2nd (3:35.6) 1st 1st Out Of Time
4 'The Zombie Queen' Jasmine Garcia 11th (5:21.3) 4th Eliminated
'Miss Pioneer Days' Teah Davis 4th (3:46.5) 3rd Eliminated
'Mrs. Hot Stuff' Wendy Knapp 5th (3:52.8) 2nd Eliminated
7 'Glitzy' Alexandra Morris 8th (4:19.4) Eliminated
Rachel Harrow 10th (4:40.1) Eliminated
'Miss Power Tool' Krizia Bajos 6th (3:57.6) Eliminated
Alexis Carpenter 12th (5:31.9) Eliminated
Kari Volen 7th (4:01.6) Eliminated
Brooke Allen-Bernstein 9th (4:33.9) Eliminated

Summer Episode 13: How Jill Got Her Groove Back

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Park Ranger' Justin Gibbons 3rd (3:30.5) 6th 3rd Winner (08:06.37)
2 '411' Jovan Brooks 9th (4:24.2)** 4th 2nd 2nd Place (08:22.10)
3 'Patent Pending' Rory Lamb* 1st (3:28.2) 1st 1st Out Of Time
4 'Homecoming Prince' Alec Taylor 2nd (3:29.8) 2nd Eliminated
'Time Traveler' Kyle Hester 4th (3:35.6) 5th Eliminated
'Marathon Mom' Dana Janowicz 5th (3:52.8) 3rd Eliminated
7 Jared Richard 10th (4:26.7) Eliminated
'Cranky The Clown' Allison McClung 6th (3:53.7) Eliminated
'Winker In Training' Cassandra Popp 7th (3:54.6) Eliminated
'Hungry Hungry' Ashley Morales 8th (3:56.8) Eliminated
Robyn Guggiana 11th (4:29.8) Eliminated
Beverly Barragan 12th (4:32.1) Eliminated

* Rory Lamb is the 2nd contestant to win the 1st 3 rounds, but run out of time in the Wipeout Zone. (Bill Millsap was the 1st) however, he came close to finishing, but fell off the final platform. **Jovan crossed the Wipeout Sushi Bar.

Summer Episode 14: Blind Date, Even Blinder

Competition: Finals
Week: Qualifier Miami Pound Machine Big Ball Bonanza** Wipeout City Sugar Smacks Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Hopeful Romantics'
Andrew Landstedt & Vanessa Tirado
2nd (6:45.7) 3rd (Complete) - Andrew
(24.0) - Vanessa
4th 2nd Winner (24:59.37)
(10:09.28) - Andrew
(14:50.09) - Vanessa
2 'Foodies'
Chris Lopez & Kristine Salem
4th (8:13.3) 2nd (Complete) - Chris
(25.0) - Kristine
1st 1st Out of Time
(12:49.03) - Chris
(Out of Time) - Kristine
Left with $5,500.
3 'Old Man & His Nurse'
Dennis Nelson & Jameise Reynolds
3rd (7:54.5) 5th (39.0) - Dennis
(DNP) - Jameise
2nd Eliminated
'Disney Prince & Princess'
Elias Contessotto & Neshty Behrouzi
7th (11:26.8) 6th (Completed) - Elias
(13.0) - Neshty
3rd Eliminated
5 'Synchronized Swimmers'
Miles Smith & Allie Hock
1st (5:33.3) 1st (39.0) - Miles
(DNP) - Allie
Eliminated
'The President & Queen'
Spencer Lemmon & Allison Calderon
5th (8:40.4) 4th (Complete) - Spencer
(12.0) - Allison
Quit***
7 'Karbashians'
Danny Pinnell & Nicole Larrison
8th (12:04.8) Eliminated
'Tony Romo & The Cheerleader'
Danielle Gudino & Tony Romo
6th (8:41.7) Eliminated

*The Foodies became the final people of the season to earn 500 dollars for tagging Smallsy. A couple other teams tagged Smallsy, but they failed to advance. **The Foodies also earned 5000 dollars for making it the farthest in the Big Ball Bonanza. ***Spencer & Allison are the 1st Blind Date Couple to Quit after withdrawing before Wipeout City. This is also the first episode to not have a random Contestant or couple chosen to come back after a withdraw.

Elias Contessotto crossed the Wipeout ANT Farm

Summer Episode 15: Hotties Vs. Nerds 3.0

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Imaginary Crime Fighter' Joshua Lee 2nd (3:17.3) 1st 3rd Winner (04:17.09)
2 'Angry Fanboy' David Tamayo 5th (3:41.5) 4th 1st 2nd Place (09:34.79)
3 'Pogo Stud' Taylor Brusky 6th (3:41.7) 3rd 2nd Out Of Time
4 'Nouveau Hottie' Genevieve Diem 10th (4:15.9) 5th Eliminated
'Computer Scientist' Chris Jenkins 12th (4:22.5) 6th Eliminated
'Bug Man' Adam Dotsey 3rd (3:30.8) 2nd Eliminated
7 Christina Gutierrez 7th (3:52.1) Eliminated
'Bird Brain' Katie O'Boyle 4th (3:37.7) Eliminated
Monica Acosta 9th (4:08.9) Eliminated
'Boxing Babe' Jane Kim 1st (3:04.5) Eliminated
'Lion Tamer' Kim Kedzierski 8th (3:57.0) Eliminated
'Girl on the Market' Jazlyn Chavira 11th (4:17.5) Eliminated

Jane crossed the Wipeout Dungeon.

Summer Episode 16: It's A Dirty Job But Someone's Gotta Wipeout

Competitions: Finals
Week Qualifier Octopushy Wipeout's Greatest Hits Wipeout Zone
Place Contestant Result
1 'Crude Dude' David Craig 6th (3:41.8) 3rd 2nd Winner (07:27.01)
2 'Pooper Scooper' Shawn Bekir 2nd (3:35.6) 4th 3rd 2nd Place (07:57.01)
3 'Roach Poacher' Doug Grover 9th (4:31.0) 6th 1st Out Of Time
4 'Bustodian' Tory Bryant 1st (3:34.9) 1st Eliminated
'Double Dirty' Dawn Klarich 3rd (3:36.2) 2nd Eliminated
'Raunch Hand' Jennifer Kussman* 5th (3:40.6) 5th Eliminated
7 'Number 1 At Number 2' Nick Hollon 4th (3:38.5)** Eliminated
'Ratnip' Steven Young 10th (4:38.2) Eliminated
Jai Cox 11th (4:42.3) Eliminated
Kyle Royce 12th (4:43.4) Eliminated
'The Undertaker' Rudee Dilick 7th (3:52.6) Eliminated
Lisa Weeda 8th (4:02.2) Eliminated
  • Jennifer Kussman is not related to "Embrassing Mom" Leslie Kusman who appeared on S4E11.
  • Nick became the final contestant of the season to tagged smallsy. unfortunately, he didn't collect the 500 bucks. he became the 2nd contestant to do that (Travis Woiemberghe became the 1st).

Title reference: A play-on of the phrase "It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it."