Help Me Dr. Dick

"Doctor Dick" redirects here. For people with that surname (including doctors), see List of people with surname Dick. For people with that first name, see Richard.

"Help Me Dr. Dick"
Single by E-Rotic
from the album The Power of Sex
B-side	Remix
Released	10 January 1996
Format	CD single, CD maxi, 12" maxi
Length	3:42 (single/album version) 2:42 (video)
Label	Blow Up (Germany), Dureco (Netherlands), Remixed Records (Sweden), EMI Music (France)
Writer(s)	David Brandes, John O'Flynn
Producer(s)	David Brandes, Felix J. Gauder, John O'Flynn
E-Rotic singles chronology
"Willy Use a Billy... Boy" (1995) "Help Me Dr. Dick" (1996) "Fritz Love My Tits" (1996)

"Help Me Dr. Dick" is a song recorded by German eurodance project E-Rotic. It was released on 10 January 1996 as the second single from their second album The Power of Sex. The single reached number 23 in Germany and was also a hit in Austria and Finland, where it reached number 18 and number 5, respectively. In other European countries, it achieved a minor success, failing to chart in most of them.

Track listings

CD maxi - Europe

1. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Radio Edit) - 3:42
2. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Extended Version) - 5:43
3. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Club Version) - 4:57
4. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Instrumental Version) - 3:42

CD maxi - European Remixes

1. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (The First Aid Remix) - 5:57
2. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (Dr.'s Hospital Remix) - 5:05
3. "Help Me Dr. Dick" (The Emergency Remix) - 7:09

Credits

• Written by: David Brandes, John O'Flynn
• Composed by: David Brandes, John O'Flynn
• Arranged by: Domenico Livrano, Felix J. Gauder and David Brandes, at Bros Studios / Rüssmann Studios / Why Headroom
• Produced by: David Brandes, Felix J. Gauder, John O'Flynn
• Published by: Cosima Music

Charts

Chart (1995)	Peak position
Austrian Singles Chart	18
Finnish Singles Chart	5
German Singles Chart	23