List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes

This is a list of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes in chronological order. The series originally aired from 2004 to 2007 on Nickelodeon. It ran in reruns on the channel until 2008. It briefly returned to the channel in Fall 2012. The series can now only be found on Nickelodeon's sister channel TeenNick, where it started airing in 2008, and is aired on a daily basis.

Series overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired
			Season premiere	Season finale
	1	13	September 7, 2004	February 18, 2005
	2	20	October 2, 2005	June 3, 2006
	3	22	September 24, 2006	June 8, 2007

Episodes

Season 0 (2003–04)

The pilot episodes featured "Boogie" (rather than Cookie), played by Stephen Markarian, who was on the show as Albert Wormenheimer. However, the character was recast and the role of Cookie was given to Daniel Curtis Lee, to show racial diversity in the school. After these episodes were created, production was stopped until the next year. The pilot was a success, so it was picked up for a 13-episode season in the 2004/05 television season.

• Pilot (aired on September 7, 2003)
• Ned's Locker (aired in 2004)

Season 1 (2004–05)

This season follows Ned and his friends through the first semester of seventh grade.

Episode #	# in season	Episode name	Original U.S. air date	Production code	Summary
1	1	The First Day & Lockers	September 12, 2004	101	Moze wants to take a different elective than the guys to make new girl friends, but Ned refuses to let it happen; Cookie wears a heavy winter coat on the first day. Ned gets a locker next to Timmy Toot-Toot and searches for a new one; Moze competes with Suzie to have the best locker in the school; Cookie's locker is far away from gym class and must go to great lengths to avoid being late.
2	2	Bathrooms & Project Partners	September 19, 2004	102	Ned tries to find the girl who kissed his name on the "hottie list" in the girls' bathroom; Moze becomes afraid of the bathroom when The Huge Crew takes over; Cookie has to go to the bathroom all day, and in panic, accidentally runs into the girl's bathroom, a blunder Ned experienced in kindergarten. Moze chooses Seth to be her project partner, but he refuses to do work; Loomer steals Ned and Cookie's baby for life science class.
3	3	Detention & Teachers	September 26, 2004	103	Cookie, Ned and Moze all get detention from throwing a paper airplane on accident, where they are at risk from older students. Ned tries to get a better grade in science by becoming the teacher's pet, but he realizes that the only way to improve his grade is to actually do the work; Moze's math class goes wild when they get a student teacher prompting her to help him; Cookie cannot do well in his Spanish class because of his attractive teacher.
4	4	Seating & Tryouts	October 3, 2004	104	Ned tries to sit at the cool table at lunch; Moze sits at the front of the class and does well; Cookie devises a plan to get the biggest bounce on the back seat of the bus. Ned tries out for basketball; Moze tries out for everything to compete with Suzie; Cookie tries out for cheerleading.
5	5	Crushes & Dances	October 10, 2004	105	Ned tries to ask Suzie to the dance; Moze avoids Coconut Head, who she thinks wants to ask her to the dance; Cookie creates a perfect match program, but he can't get it to match him with the girl he wants. Ned plans to dance with Suzie, but is blocked by her relationship with Seth; Cookie gets a supermodel to come to the dance, but their time is interrupted by a Siberian Husky.
6	6	Sick Days & Spelling Bees	October 17, 2004	106	Ned must avoid getting sick during flu season when a special guest (and his hero) visits the school; Moze tries to get sick to get out of speaking in front of the class; Cookie is sick and must avoid being caught by the nurse to keep his perfect attendance record. Ned tries to help Cookie win a spelling bee to stop the 'Killer Bees', a trio of students bent on winning.
7	7	Rumors & Photo Days	November 7, 2004	107	A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating; Cookie and Gordy attempt to pull off the "Atomic Flush" by flushing every toilet in the school. Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo; Cookie looks for someone to take his perfect photo.
8	8	Talent Shows & Elections	November 28, 2004	108	The school talent show is coming, but it is always the same boring acts. So Ned, Moze and Cookie organize an alternative talent show where the students can do what they want. Ned is unknowingly nominated for president. He initially wants to back out, but Moze and Cookie convince him to run so he can beat Suzie and Doug.
9	9	Computer Labs & Backpacks	January 2, 2005	109	Ned and Moze attempt to finish their class projects, but their roughhousing gets them banned from the computer lab; Cookie's computer system breaks down and lives life without computers. Ned gets a new backpack from Backpack Boy, which he can't handle; Moze desperately looks for her backpack, which has her diary in it; Cookie invents the "body pack."
10	10	Notes & Best Friends	January 9, 2005	110	Ned gets caught passing notes in class by Bitsy and is determined to get her back; Moze finds a love note written to her, which she suspects was written by Loomer; Cookie gets notes from Le Forger, which allows him to get away with anything. Ned and Cookie's friendship falters when Cookie joins the Killer Bees; Moze tries to make friends with the Huge Crew.
11	11	Daydreaming & Gym	February 5, 2005	111	Ned has a daydream where he, Moze and Cookie are secret agents trying to save the class from Sweeney when the class is trying to figure out a science riddle. Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class; Cookie refuses to get sweaty, so he gets Seth to do his work for him.
12	12	Cheaters & Bullies	February 12, 2005	112	Ned must cram for the biggest test of the year and must refuse the temptation to cheat; Moze tries to stop Bitsy from cheating off of her; Cookie is forced to take a test without technology. Ned and Cookie get bullied by Loomer, so they try to get him kicked out of school; Moze starts a peer mediation program.
13	13	Emergency Drills & The Late Bus	February 19, 2005	113	Emergency drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out; Moze is worried about a pimple on her face; Cookie digs a series of tunnels to get out faster. Ned, Moze and Cookie's bus is late; Ned tries to help Loomer ask Moze out, but he accidentally asks Suzie out; Moze makes friends with another girl named Jennifer; Cookie gives a tour of the school after hours.

Season 2 (2005–06)

This season follows Ned and his friends through the second semester of seventh grade.

Episode #	# in season	Episode name	Original U.S. air date	Production code	Summary
14	1	New Semester & Electives	October 1, 2005	201	Ned wants to get a kiss with Suzie this semester, but Suzie is going out with Loomer; Cookie attempts to be cooler by becoming a completely new person. Ned, Moze and Cookie try to get a class together, but they can't agree on what to choose.
15	2	Pep Rallies & Lunch	October 8, 2005	202	Ned tries to get people excited for the pep rally, but the whole school lacks pep; Moze must give a speech at the pep rally; Cookie prepares to do a stunt. Ned tries to thwart One Bite, a kid who takes one huge bite out of everyone's lunches; Moze wonders why Suzie won't sit with her at lunch; Cookie becomes paranoid after the lunch lady predicts that he will be creamed, crushed, mashed, and black-eyed.
16	3	School Clubs & Video Projects	October 15, 2005	203	Ned is determined to shut down the "Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club" for feeding the members the wrong information; Moze and Suzie compete to be the best in every club; Cookie starts an archaeology club. Ned and Cookie team up for a video project, but they can't decide what to make their project about; Moze films a documentary on Mr. Wright, but he does not act like himself; Martin Qwerly becomes the laughing stock of the school after a video of him goofing around similar to the Star Wars Kid is discovered.
17	4	Notebooks & Math	October 22, 2005	204	Ned steals Sweeney's "golden notebook" to help him study for a test; Moze finds a notebook full of rumors, and Suzie is believed to have written it; Cookie starts recording video instead of taking notes. Ned starts a math-study group with the smartest kids to avoid his fear of math; Moze gets math anxiety when she doesn't understand what the teacher is talking about; Cookie moves up to 8th grade math and tries to make it fun for everyone; Gordy refuses to use math while trying to catch the Weasel.
18	5	Vice Principals & Mondays	November 5, 2005	205	A series of school property destruction leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.
19	6	Your Body & Procrastination	November 12, 2005	206	Ned sets out to increase his strength, and Coach Dirga helps him prepare for a lifting contest against Loomer; Moze worries that she is too tall; Cookie invents ways to protect himself from Loomer, but they all backfire. Moze bets Ned that he will never finish his project on time; Cookie invents a reminder system, which Lisa Zemo hacks into.
20	7	Gross Biology Dissection & Upperclassmen	November 19, 2005	207	Ned is torn between Suzie, who is against dissection, and Moze, who wants to do dissection, during a biology dissection project; Ned helps Suzie by stealing the frog from Sweeney's classroom, and Cookie and Gordy grow attached to it. Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school, but the kid is very wild and unruly; Moze gets the attention of an 8th grader, Jock Goldman; Cookie must pretend that he is in 8th grade for Vanessa, a girl he likes.
21	8	Dares & Bad Habits	January 14, 2006	208	Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets 3 girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares." Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everyone; Moze tries to fix her trash-talking potty mouth; Cookie tries to replace his technology hoarding habit with something else.
22	9	Substitute Teachers & The New Kid	January 21, 2006	209	Ned helps his favorite substitute teacher connect with the students; Moze tricks her substitutes into doing things that were not intended by the teacher; Cookie becomes a substitute teacher. Ned tries to help a new girl adapt to the school, but she claims Ned as her boyfriend; Cookie acts like a British man when he moves to 8th grade English, but he is afraid of getting exposed when there is an actual British kid in the class; Moze inadvertently starts a school cleaning olympics between Gordy and his new assistant, Jack, for the head custodian spot.
23	10	Valentine's Day & School Websites	February 11, 2006	210	Ned sends the Huge Crew a love letter meant for Suzie; Moze gets the most roses and is dubbed "The Hottest Girl in School;" Cookie sends himself roses to get the most. Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school Web site, but problems arise; The Weasel takes control of the live webcam, which broadcasts embarrassing footage of Mr. Sweeney, who threatens to give the students detention for life; Moze is determined to take down a "Volleybabes" pop-up ad; Seth changes the password, but doesn't remember what it is, so they can't shut down the website.
24	11	Shyness & Nicknames	February 25, 2006	211	Ned and Moze try to befriend the shy Oboe twins; Ned tells Stacy to face her fears and talk to Missy; Moze finds out that Tracy is dependent on whoever she is with, and will dress like that person; Cookie starts a shyness seminar where the attendants do all the stunts Cookie has done in the past on the show. Ned tries to create a cool nickname for himself after he is given the embarrassing nickname "Wedgepicker;" Moze tries to get rid of her nickname; Cookie creates a nickname generator, which Loomer uses to pick on people.
25	12	Asking Someone Out & Recycling	March 18, 2006	212	Ned tries to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him; Moze attempts to ask Seth out; Cookie helps Xavier ask Gordy out. Ned, Moze and Cookie compete to collect the most recyclables to win a bike; Ned loses the guide in the process; Cookie strings bottles together and is considered an artist.
26	13	April Fools' Day & Excuses	April 1, 2006	213	Crubbs pranks everyone on April Fool's Day, so Ned, Cookie and Gordy devise a plan to prank him back; Moze attempts to break up with Seth, but he thinks it is an April Fool's joke. A dog eats Ned's homework, but Sweeney doesn't believe him until the dog eats Sweeney's work, so the two team up to catch the dog; When Moze blows off a date with Seth, she makes up an excuse that her grandmother is in the hospital, Seth wants to meet Moze's grandmother; Vanessa tells the same excuse to Cookie, but he doesn't believe it until he sends Vanessa's grandmother falling down the stairs.
27	14	Secrets & School Car Wash	April 8, 2006	214	Ned and Cookie catch Loomer kissing Missy, and Loomer threatens to beat them up if they tell anyone, especially Suzie; Moze partners up with Seth and finds out that he has other students do his work for him. The boys and girls compete in a car wash fundraiser.
28	15	Spirit Week & Clothes	April 22, 2006	215	Ned battles with Martin for the position of Spirit Week King to go on a date with Suzie; Cookie gets the spirit stick and tries to hand it off to Moze. Ned tries to find the right clothes; Moze attempts to be fashionable after she gets a ticket from Missy's "Fashion Police;" Cookie and Crony design "The Ultimate School Uniform."
29	16	Yearbook & Career Week	April 29, 2006	216	Ned wants to be next to Suzie in the best of section in the yearbook; Moze improves the yearbook; Cookie puts himself in many group yearbook photos, even those he is not a part of. Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career as a vice principal; Moze pursues a career as a sports star with Cookie as her manager.
30	17	Music Class & Class Clown	May 6, 2006	217	Ned wants to be a rock star instead of being in music class; Moze gets Mozart stuck in her head; Cookie must play an instrument that is not a computer. The class clown moves out of town, which causes the teachers to give more quizzes and the students to pursue a new class clown; Ned and Cookie try to be the class clown and even hold auditions to be class clown, but it doesn't work out; Moze finds a student to be class clown, but he refuses to act funny for anyone else. Note: This is the only Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episode that has not been released digitally.
31	18	Failing & Tutors	May 13, 2006	218	Ned must do well on all of his final exams, but is currently predicted to fail; Moze overreacts to one F, dropping activities for more study time; Cookie deliberately tries to fail in order to not skip 8th grade. Ned struggles to find a tutor to avoid summer school; Moze tutors 6th graders, but they all find her too attractive to learn; Cookie must work with Timmy Toot-toot on a project.
32	19	Science Fair & Study Hall	May 27, 2006	219	Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother. Ned tries to study for a test, but he is constantly distracted; Moze gets injured and must wear a traction device, which makes nobody want to talk to her; Cookie tries to sneak out of study hall to meet Vanessa, but the teacher refuses to give him the bathroom pass early.
33	20	Double Dating & The Last Day of School	June 3, 2006	220	Ned and Suzie go on a double date with Moze and Jock Goldman, but Ned kisses Moze by accident; Cookie agrees to take both Vanessa and Lisa Zemo to the dance. Ned and Moze are afraid to break the news to Suzie that they kissed; Cookie's robot goes on a rampage.

Season 3 (2006–07)

This season follows Ned and his friends through the eighth grade.

Episode #	# in season	Episode name	Original U.S. air date	Production code	Summary
34	1	A New Grade & Dodgeball	September 24, 2006	301	Ned becomes the new school bully after he accidentally punches Loomer; Moze attempts to make friends with the new teacher, who is teaching from home on a computer; Cookie helps Gordy get the school WiFi information out of Crubbs. Ned is made captain of the first team of dodgeball in gym class with Loomer as the other captain; Moze refuses to play after she thinks she hurt Coconut Head; Cookie turns to the dark side after he joins Loomer's team.
35	2	Reading & Principals	October 1, 2006	302	Ned struggles to read a real book; Moze starts a book club (which just wants to gossip) which Cookie attempts to get into. Crubbs plans to become the new principal after the old one retires by stopping all interviews; Ned and Cookie try to convince someone else in the school to interview while Moze and Gordy try to convince Principal Pal not to leave.
36	3	Popularity & Stress	October 15, 2006	303	A new popularity list is posted; Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like it; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular. Ned becomes stressed about Suzie's new "boyfriend;" Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.
37	4	Dismissal & The School Play	October 22, 2006	304	Ned, Moze and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her. The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer (Romeo) from kissing Suzie (Juliet), but Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop Ned; Cookie helps Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.
38	5	Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies	October 29, 2006	305	The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall. Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.
39	6	Art Class & Lost and Found	November 5, 2006	306	Ned draws an abstract piece of art which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady'; Moze tries photography and creates photos of other people's personal moments; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls. Ned finds a pair of sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in 6th grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.
40	7	Social Studies & Embarrassment	November 12, 2006	307	Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner. Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as farting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.
41	8	The Bus & Bad Hair Days	November 26, 2006	308	Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that said "I love you," but the bus driver is distressed over his recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him. Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.
42	9	Revenge & School Records	January 15, 2007	309	Ned becomes "the Revenger" by helping students get revenge on people for other students; Moze deals with a new player on the volleyball team that bent on revenge; Cookie tries to get revenge on Evelyn Kwong for tricking him on what to study for a pop quiz. Ned tries to erase his permanent record by doing good after he runs Crubbs over with a mop bucket; Moze tries to set the most school records, even if it means joining the wrestling team; Cookie tries to prove to Sweeney that he was present during attendance.
43	10	The Library & Volunteering	January 27, 2007	310	Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of the missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs. Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with the help of Loomer, Crony and Buzz; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong in the school store.
44	11	Hallways & Friends Moving	February 3, 2007	311	Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook, which leads the students to believe they can get away with anything in the halls; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter. Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the last episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away, much to Ned's surprise and confusion.
45	12	Boys & Girls	February 10, 2007	312	Ned becomes depressed with Suzie's departure from Polk and quits the guide, so the boys try to cheer him up; Moze teaches girls how to interact with boys. Ned looks for a girl to take his mind off of Suzie; Cookie dresses as a girl to find out what Lisa Zemo likes and Loomer falls in love with him as a girl.
46	13	Cell Phones & Woodshop	February 17, 2007	313	Ned tries to talk with Suzie on their cell phones, but he runs into troubles; Moze must figure out how to use her new, complicated cell phone; Cookie tries to win a convertible on the radio. Ned and Cookie must take woodshop; Ned thinks that Moze is in love with him when she is really preparing for a woodworking contest; Cookie is convinced that a saw is possessed.
47	14	Getting Organized & Extra Credit	February 24, 2007	314	Ned's disorganization causes his life to fall apart; Moze and Cookie get the students organized to put their favorite snack back in the vending machines. Ned must do an extra credit project for 4 classes; Moze goes overboard with her extra credit volcano project; Cookie gets his own credit card, but starts overspending.
48	15	Fundraising & Competition	March 10, 2007	315	Ned and Cookie must raise money in different ways after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar. Ned teams up with Missy in a Social Studies competition, and they play dirty; Moze must find a new rival now that Suzie has moved away; Cookie fakes his way into being Lisa's salsa dance partner for a dance competition.
49	16	Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives	April 7, 2007	316	Ned is forced by Moze to make friends with Faymen; Moze tries to make a new girl friend; Cookie befriends the Weasel, much to Gordy's discontent. Ned tries to brighten up the most negative kid at Polk; Moze tries to make sparks fly when she kisses Faymen, but she can't feel anything; Cookie becomes victim to Loomer's new knowledge of static electricity.
50	17	Money & Parties	April 7, 2007	317	The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work to pay back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment. Ned tries to get with Suzie at Seth's party after he makes a date with Missy; Moze tries to kiss Ned to see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he gets in as a girl.
51	18	Spring Fever & School Newspaper	May 5, 2007	318	The school gets spring fever, but Crubbs has the school on lockdown; Moze still feels nothing when she kisses Faymen; Cookie must deal with gross Lisa Zemo after her allergies kick in. The trio join the school newspaper; Ned and Moze cover controversial stories including $20,000 missing from the maintenance budget; Cookie becomes the horoscope writer, which he uses to his advantage.
52	19	Health & Jealousy	May 12, 2007	319	Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that she did that to Faymen; Cookie suffers mood swings. Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealous rage; Seth, Faymen and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.
53	20	Tests & When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else	June 2, 2007	320	Ned studies for 3 tests on the same day and becomes a geek in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her where Faymen gets all perfect scores and (geek) Ned gets all zeroes; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that they are incompatible. Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, and whether Faymen should stay or go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; Suzie moves back to Polk.
54–55	21–22	Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels	June 8, 2007	321–322	The school goes on a field trip to a museum, including Ned, Moze and Cookie, even after they have been banned from the field trip by Vice-Principal Crubbs for trying to forge a permission slip for Cookie. Ned tries to spend time with Suzie while avoiding Crubbs; Moze tries to see the wild boy, and Loomer tries to spend time with her. Cookie becomes "the Steel Eagle" to impress Lisa Zemo. Eventually, all 3 are chased by Crubbs, museum security guards, and samurai actors. Ned then becomes the museum's titular Wild Boy and must choose between Suzie and Moze. He chooses Moze, they kiss, and become boyfriend and girlfriend, while Suzie decides to date Loomer again. Cookie learns of a plan to steal the museum's Wild Boy painting, so the trio gain the attention of the security guards and catch the thieves. Cookie wins a date with Lisa. Meanwhile, back at the school, Gordy tries to catch the weasel with the help of the other teachers, whose items have been destroyed by the weasel. They eventually demolish the entire school to catch the weasel, only to find out that it has given birth. Note: This episode is double its normal length (43 minutes opposed to the regular 22).

External links

• List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes at TV.com