List of The Norm Show episodes

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The Norm Show is an American sitcom that aired on ABC. The series premiered at midseason in 1999, on March 24, and ran for three seasons, airing new episodes through April 6, 2001. While titled The Norm Show during the show's first season, a legal conflict with Michael Jantze's comic strip The Norm forced the show's title to be shortened to simply Norm for the series' second and third seasons.[1]

Series overview

Season Episodes Originally aired
First aired Last aired
1 10 March 24, 1999 (1999-03-24) May 26, 1999 (1999-05-26)
2 20 September 22, 1999 (1999-09-22) March 15, 2000 (2000-03-15)
3 24 October 3, 2000 (2000-10-03) April 6, 2001 (2001-04-06)

Episodes

Season 1 (1999)

No.
overall
No. in
season
Title Directed by [2] Written by Original air date Prod.
code [2]
1 1 "Norm and the Prototype" Andy Cadiff Bruce Helford & Norm Macdonald March 24, 1999 (1999-03-24) 475150
Norm discovers one of his clients, Taylor (Nikki Cox) is working in a "massage parlor," and won't leave that job.
2 2 "Norm Dates a Client" Michael Lessac Bruce Rasmussen March 31, 1999 (1999-03-31) 225151
While helping a pathologically shy man (Fred Stoller), Norm meets a woman in a bar (Heather Paige Kent) who turns out to be Laurie's client. Laurie and Danny deal with a stinky client (Ezra Buzzington).
3 3 "Norm Dates Danny's Dad" Michael Lessac Rob Ulin April 7, 1999 (1999-04-07) 225153
Molly joins the department. Danny's father (Jack Warden) enjoys male companionship, but doesn't believe himself to be gay. Norm takes advantage of his denial, but Danny feels Norm is usurping his place as a son.
4 4 "While You Weren't Sleeping" Sam Simon Dave Caplan April 14, 1999 (1999-04-14) 225154
Laurie's stress makes it so she can't fall asleep unless Norm holds her, with gets in the way of both her boyfriend (Alastair Duncan) and a woman Norm wants to date (Caprice Benedetti). Danny gets a toupee, and apparently a girlfriend (Rebecca McFarland) comes with it.
5 5 "My Name Is Norm" Gail Mancuso Cheryl Holliday April 21, 1999 (1999-04-21) 225152
After Norm and a client (Casey Sander) go out drinking, the client checks them into rehab. Mr. Curtis assumes Norm is an alcoholic and lowers his workload. Norm goes along with it till he discovers he's not permitted sex.
6 6 "The New Boss" Sam Simon Cheryl Holliday April 28, 1999 (1999-04-28) 225155
After Mr. Curtis tries to kill Norm in a shooting spree, Mr. Denby is made his replacement, and reduces Norm's workload to nothing. Norm burns that deal by getting Denby to lighten up on Laurie.
7 7 "Denby's Kid" Steve Zuckerman Story by: Steve Zuckerman
Teleplay by: Steve Gabriel & Sarah McLaughlin
May 5, 1999 (1999-05-05) 225159
Mr. Denby's son Jason (Michael Bacall) doesn't want to go to military school, but culinary school. Norm backs him, opposing his dad, until he discovers Jason likes to cook with marijuana. Norm's probation officer Ed (George Mudock) investigates. Laurie and Molly deal with a cat lady (Pat Crawford Brown).
8 8 "Drive, Norm Said" Pamela Fryman Story by: Bruce Rasmussen
Teleplay by: Cheryl Holliday & Frank Sebastiano
May 12, 1999 (1999-05-12) 225157
Norm has sex with his evil coworker Kyra (Vicki Lewis), who becomes clingy. He helps Laurie pass a driving test. Danny and Molly find a hairy man (Andy Siegel) a job.
9 9 "Norm, Crusading Social Worker" Gerry Cohen Story by: Rob Ulin
Teleplay by: Dave Caplan & Frank Sebastiano
May 19, 1999 (1999-05-19) 225156
Norm is made the "agony of defeat" on Wide World of Sports, and wants to be reinstated to play hockey for a charity game. To impress the review board, he lets an elderly client, Sal (Abe Vigoda), move in with him.
10 10 "Norm's Coach" Sam Simon Frank Sebastiano May 26, 1999 (1999-05-26) 225158
To get ready for his charity hockey game, Norm calls his old coach, "The Panther" (Michael McShane), who's in far worse shape than Norm is.

Season 2 (1999–2000)

No.
overall
No. in
season
Title Directed by [2] Written by Original air date Prod.
code [2]
11 1 "Norm vs. Love" Steve Zuckerman Cheryl Holliday September 22, 1999 (1999-09-22) 225801
Norm gets Taylor (Nikki Cox) a job at the office but Max assumes she's still hooking. Norm also meets up with his probation officer Shelly Kilmartin (Faith Ford).
12 2 "Norm Pimps Wiener Dog" Steve Zuckerman Rob Ulin September 29, 1999 (1999-09-29) 225802
Norm buys a Hank Aaron baseball card for a kid to impress Shelly but is having problems paying it off when Wiener Dog won't breed with other dogs for $200 each.
13 3 "Artie Comes to Town" Sam Simon Dave Caplan October 6, 1999 (1999-10-06) 225803

Norm's brother (Artie Lange) visits him.

Note: There is a Pokémon scene at the start of the episode.
14 4 "Norm vs. Death" Shelley Jensen TBA October 13, 1999 (1999-10-13) 225804
Norm reveals his fear of death after Danny's father dies.
15 5 "Norm and Shelly In Love" Rich Correll Lloyd Garver October 20, 1999 (1999-10-20) 225805
Norm and Shelly kiss which seems sweet, until she finds out he's gambling again. This prompts her to punish Norm and never see him again, until she realizes her true feelings for him.
16 6 "Laurie Runs for Office" Gerry Cohen TBA October 27, 1999 (1999-10-27) 225806
Laurie is talked into running for city councilman after a heartless politician stops by the office briefly for photo ops. Norm tries to help.
17 7 "Norm and Shelly Break-Up" Gerry Cohen TBA November 3, 1999 (1999-11-03) 225807
Norm says "I love you" to Shelly, but she is wondering if she wants to stay in New York.
18 8 "Gambling Man" Joe Regalbuto Dave Caplan November 10, 1999 (1999-11-10) 225808

Norm is gambling again (which breaches his probation) after winning his friend's son's college tuition back.

Guest stars: Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader and Tom Arnold.
19 9 "Norm vs. Norm" Gary Halvorson TBA November 17, 1999 (1999-11-17) 225809
Norm gets bailed out of jail but Artie doesn't. Norm finds out a bet he made is just enough to bail Artie out. Taylor has passed her 2 month probation and is worried whether not Denby will keep her at the office.
20 10 "Norm vs. Denby" Ted Wass TBA November 24, 1999 (1999-11-24) 225811
Norm and Mr. Denby compete for the same woman. Laurie confronts a ghost from her past.
21 11 "Norm vs. The Boxer" Tommy Thompson TBA December 1, 1999 (1999-12-01) 225810

After witnessing a 15-year-old has a hidden talent, Norm encourages him to fight in a boxing tournament in order to pay off his $10,000 debt to his bookie.

Special guest star: Richard Pryor
22 12 "Norm vs. Christmas" Gerry Cohen TBA December 15, 1999 (1999-12-15) 225812
Norm and Artie find out that Laurie hates Christmas, so they decide to cheer her up, but with some consequences.
23 13 "Norm vs. The Evil Twin" Steve Zuckerman TBA January 5, 2000 (2000-01-05) 225813
Laurie's twin sister "Jamie" (also portrayed by Laurie MetCalf) visits. While Jamie brags about her suburban lifestyle, Laurie (in a panic) says Norm is her boyfriend.
24 14 "Norm vs. The Oldest Profession" Steve Zuckerman TBA January 19, 2000 (2000-01-19) 225814
Norm "steals" a job from a client which turns out to be a male escort service.
25 15 "Norm vs. Jenny" Gerry Cohen TBA January 26, 2000 (2000-01-26) 225815
Norm meets the woman of his dreams.
26 16 "Norm vs. Fitz" Joe Regalbuto TBA February 9, 2000 (2000-02-09) 225817
Norm – after finding out Jenny is engaged to another – still hangs out with Jenny, but is still is trying to win her over.
27 17 "Norm vs. The Wedding" Gerry Cohen TBA February 16, 2000 (2000-02-16) 225818
Norm crashes Jenny's wedding because he doesn't want her to marry Fitz. He tells her he wants to marry her but he wants to wait until her mother dies. Her mother drugged Norm and locked him in a closet so he couldn't ruin the wedding but Norm kicked a hole through the door to free himself. Jenny told Fitz she didn't love him and she went back to Norm.
28 18 "Norm vs. Fear"
"Norm's name that movie contest I"
Shelley Jensen Teleplay by: Ed Lee & Curtis Chin
Story by: Steve Gabriel
March 1, 2000 (2000-03-01) 225819
After Norm injures his back he admits his fear of doctors. Denby threatens to have Norm thrown in jail if he misses any more time. Norm vows to see a doctor on the condition that Danny, Laurie & Artie conquer their personal demons.
29 19 "Retribution" Gerry Cohen TBA March 8, 2000 (2000-03-08) 225820
Fitz tries to get even with Norm for stealing Jenny from him by trying to ruin his and Jenny's lives.
30 20 "Laurie Loses It" Steve Zuckerman TBA March 15, 2000 (2000-03-15) 225816
After Laurie loses another award for social work, she vows to work harder but feels terrible. Danny detects Taylor is cheating.

Season 3 (2000–2001)

No.
overall
No. in
season
Title Directed by [3] Written by Original air date Prod.
code [3]
31 1 "Norm vs. The Sacrifice" Steve Zuckerman TBA October 3, 2000 (2000-10-03) 225822

Norm is given an ultimatum by Denby. Either he'll behave at work or he'll make everyone's life difficult in the office. Laurie is dating a new guy.

Note: By production code, this episode was produced with the season 2 episodes.
32 2 "I've Got a Crush on You" Shelley Jensen TBA October 6, 2000 (2000-10-06) 226603
Norm tries to find out who has a thing for him when he finds printer papers of someone expressing feelings for him. Danny is trying to find the perfect proposal for Taylor and Shelly returns.
33 3 "Taylor Leaves" Steve Zuckerman TBA October 13, 2000 (2000-10-13) 226604
Laurie now knows it's Taylor who has feelings for Norm even though she's with Danny.
34 4 "The Norm Law" Steve Zuckerman TBA October 20, 2000 (2000-10-20) 226605
An investigation is launched after Norm "helps" with a juvenile girls group which later becomes a riot.
35 5 "Norm vs. Halloween" Shelley Jensen Bruce Rasmussen October 27, 2000 (2000-10-27) 226601
Norm takes kids out for trick or treating. Danny starts dating a new lady, whom he dresses up like his ex.
36 6 "Norm and the Hopeless Cause" Shelley Jensen TBA November 3, 2000 (2000-11-03) 226602
Norm meets Laurie's friend Rebecca (Courtney Thorne-Smith) who is a lesbian, and he finds himself attracted to her.
37 7 "Norm vs. Youth (Part 1)" Bob Saget TBA November 10, 2000 (2000-11-10) 226608
Laurie dates a younger guy, and is made fun of by the others as a result. Norm dates a younger girl.
38 8 "Norm vs. Youth (Part 2)" Steve Zuckerman TBA November 24, 2000 (2000-11-24) 226610
Norm dates an older woman who has a surprise pertaining to Laurie's younger boyfriend.
39 9 "Norm vs. Tennis" Steve Zuckerman TBA December 1, 2000 (2000-12-01) 226606
Norm plays tennis with Shelly and he starts to let her win when he finds out that winning turns her on. Artie seeks Laurie's help when he wants to lose weight.
40 10 "Norm vs. The Kid" Tommy Thompson TBA December 8, 2000 (2000-12-08) 226607
Shelly, Laurie, Danny and Mr. Denby take in orphans while they search for a family who's willing to adopt all of them. They find a family that's willing to take them all but one of the orphans, because he has a criminal record.
41 11 "Norm vs. Schoolin'" Shelley Jensen TBA December 15, 2000 (2000-12-15) 226611
Norm and Mr. Denby have to go to social workers' school. Danny and Shelly pretend to be the married couple who were Billy's previous foster parents so that he can be adopted.
42 12 "Norm vs. Freud" Steve Zuckerman TBA January 5, 2001 (2001-01-05) 226609
Norm agrees to go to group therapy and discovers that the reason he has problems with Mr. Denby is because he has issues with his father. Danny and Artie invest in a weight loss gadget but then discover the horrible side effects.
43 13 "Norm vs. Dad" Shelley Jensen TBA January 12, 2001 (2001-01-12) 226612

Norm deals with some father issues, and his antagonistic dysfunctional relationship with his dad.

Guest star: Tom Smothers as Norm's dad
44 14 "Denby Quits" Wil Shriner TBA January 26, 2001 (2001-01-26) 226613
Denby gets tired of dealing with Norm and quits. Laurie finds she hates being Denby's replacement.
45 15 "Norm Lets Go" Tommy Thompson Cindy Caponera February 2, 2001 (2001-02-02) 226615
Norm accepts that he and Shelly will never get back together, and decides to move on. Danny and Shelly go on a date. Meanwhile, Laurie teaches Denby how to dance so he won't make a fool of himself at an upcoming banquet.
46 16 "Norm vs. Danny and Shelly" Shelley Jensen TBA February 9, 2001 (2001-02-09) 226614
After sleeping with Norm, Taylor tells him that she's still in love with Danny but she doesn't want Norm to tell him. Mr. Denby complains to Laurie about the conditions in the men's room.
47 17 "Norm and Wiener Dog vs. Fatherhood" John Fuller TBA February 16, 2001 (2001-02-16) 226616
Mr. Denby takes Norm to court for possession of the puppies that his dog Fifi had with Wiener Dog. Norm is thrown out when he can't pay the rent.
48 18 "Norm vs. Homelessness" Steve Zuckerman TBA February 23, 2001 (2001-02-23) 226617
Mr. Denby and Danny go on a business trip and try to pick up women but have no luck. Norm uses Mr. Denby's apartment for a date and gets him evicted when the landlady finds out he has a dog, so he has to move in with Laurie as well.
49 19 "Norm Is Fat" Steve Zuckerman TBA March 2, 2001 (2001-03-02) 226618
When Shelly returns she sees that Norm is fat, so he recounts the story that led to his vast weight gain.
50 20 "Norm vs. Deception" Wil Shriner TBA March 9, 2001 (2001-03-09) 226619
Norm and Laurie fake a relationship and it helps Laurie get a man, but Norm discovers that Shelly is still in love with him. Mr. Denby is afraid to catch Danny's cold.
51 21 "Norm vs. Cuba" Shelley Jensen TBA March 16, 2001 (2001-03-16) 225821

Laurie and Norm care for a Cuban kid who is left alone.

Note: By production code, this episode was produced with the season 2 episodes.
52 22 "Norm's Free" Shelley Jensen TBA March 23, 2001 (2001-03-23) 226621
Norm is freed from his community service early and a monkey attacks Danny.
53 23 "Norm Comes Back" Shelley Jensen TBA March 30, 2001 (2001-03-30) 226622
Norm is hired as Mr. Sweeney's assistant. A psychic tells Shelly that she and Norm will be married.
54 24 "Norm vs. Shelly's Old Flame" Gerry Cohen TBA April 6, 2001 (2001-04-06) 226620
Norm is shocked when he gains the ability to hear other men's thoughts, but he uses it to his advantage when he finds out that an old boyfriend of Shelly's is trying to steal her away from him.

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