Usage
- Select a new quote attributed to a different character than any of those currently quoted below.
- (For quote samples and episode titles, see Wikiquote:Special:Search/Nickelodeon.)
- Quotes must be from an Nickelodeon series, and attributed to that episode in the Quote subpage.
- Add a new Quote to the next available subpage, using the layout format from the link above.
- Add a citation of where the quote was stated on that subpage below the quote.
Quote list
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/1
Look at the size of this food! If I could shrink everyone in the world down to this size, there'd be enough food to end world hunger!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/2
Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/3
I can't let go of Katara, I love her.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/4
According to the rules, Timmy...
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/5
Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/6
Well, Nickelodeon is like the best thing ever.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/7
No candy for you until you tell me of these people who smell of ham... and vomit!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/8
Do you know what we call those who are afraid of that which they don't understand?!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/9
You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/10
How could I have been so blind? So thees ees the speereet of Chreestmas! Exchangeeng currency for commercial geefts as an attempt to express love!
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11-20
Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/11
When it comes to the part when Jake was supposed to sing, we'll just improvise and talk about something funny.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/12
Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/13
Oh, nothing, sweetheart; it's something that happened a long time ago and is never, ever coming back, so don't you worry.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/14
I'll handle the discipline with one of three choices: Something Bad, Something Really Bad, or You Don't Want to Know!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/15
Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/16
This whole Avatar thing... maybe the monks made a mistake.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/17
I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/18
Here's some for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/19
It's the good life, gentlemen. While the W.L. 3000 does all the work we're here enjoying a tall cold one.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/20
No! I'm not coming down without my hat! Ever! For the rest of my life!
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21-24
Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/21
I think what set the [1990's] apart was the fact that the climate was ripe for people taking chances and doing different things. Both Nick and Cartoon Network were able to invest on people who had nothing to lose. Of course, the result of that was that there was a big explosion in the scene. There were big successes—like that yellow sponge that popped up in a big way—and with that success came another era where people aren’t apt to take as many chances because the stakes are too high.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/22
Music is my life -- acting's just a hobby.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/23
The main thing missing from cartoons is today that old cartoons were cartoony. They did things you can't do in any other medium. Today's cartoons are very conservative and are more like live action. The characters look the same in every frame of the damn cartoon. The old cartoons squashed, stretched, and did crazy expressions. They were imaginative and crazy. A lot of cartoons aren't imaginative, they just say things. It might as well be radio. There is no point in having anything to look at in modern cartoons. But you can't say that about every cartoon. Genndy Tartakovsky's cartoons are beautiful. The closest thing now to what I'm saying is SpongeBob but even that doesn't go very far. It's like a conservative version of Ren & Stimpy.
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Portal:Nickelodeon/Selected quote/24
Everybody is different, and the show embraces that. The character SpongeBob is an oddball. He's kind of weird, but he's kind of special, I always think of them as being somewhat asexual.
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Nominations
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