Turd Flinging Monkey
Turd Flinging Monkey (formerly known as MorgueToeTag) is a MGTOW internet commentator noted for advocating the revocation of women's rights on the grounds of biological determinism. According to him women are succubi, and, unlike men, are ruthless in achieving their own self interests. He hides his subscriber count.[1]
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Women and biological determinism
Turd Flinging Monkey's argues that women are generally biologically hypergamous and will behave in a way geared towards maximizing their personal gain. His response to the "Not All Women Are Like That" argument is that hypergamy may be subtle in some women but it's certainly deep down there in their DNA waiting to come out. He argues for MGTOW as opposed to the men's rights movement on the grounds that men in general have a competition instinct that led to them giving women's rights even in a patriarchy in order to compete with other men, whether it be for sex, relationships, or votes. For TFM, allowing each individual human to make up their own mind and decide when where and with whom to have sex will just lead to women getting even more rights which is apparently what devious female succubi thrive on.
TFM stated that that the only way to fix this is by changing the way humans reproduce, as gynocentrism and biological determinism are products of the nature of human reproduction.
Nationalism
In November 2018 a guest appeared on the TFM show outright advocating for fascism as a solution for gynocentrism. TFM harshly criticized his guest for suggesting eugenics and a police state were the solution saying that a "police state" isn't needed to keep tabs on everyone in the country, and that a eugenics program wouldn't eliminate the gynocentric competition aspect that occurs in men. That eugenics isn't fair and relies on value-judgements by humans, who are corrupted by self-interest and tribalism.[2] TFM argues that natural selection on the other hand, is fair and isn't tainted by a human's biases.
TFM also pointed out that "Nationalism" and "National Socialism" were two different things, and that the latter is bad because it is socialist. TFM said that even Adolf Hitler was a gynocentrist who put women on a pedestal with rewarding mothers and punished men who didn't marry or have children.
Feud with Styxhexenhammer666
After Styxhexenhammer666 made a video criticizing MGTOW for not getting into relationships instead of focusing on legal grievances, Turd Flinging Monkey posted a rebuttal in 2016 where he pointed out that he was correct that MGTOW is a response to radical feminism, but wrong for drawing the conclusion that watering down their political positions in favor of experiencing less opposition as opposed to sticking with their principles and fighting the system. TFM argued that the Men's Rights Movement hasn't achieved anything due to society caring and catering only to women and girls, and at this point not feeding the gynocentric society is the only solution left. He furthered the point that the only way you could reform alimony is if it were to negatively affect high-earning women as society is highly sensitive to the needs of women, but neglectful towards the needs of their male counterparts, and the possibilities of accomplishing progress that way is limited. He also added that women don't stop being feminists when they drop the feminist label and become "conservative" Republicans, but are trying to look for a husband that they can leech off of. These "republican" women don't want high taxes because it negatively affects the money they live off of.[3] This is obviously completely in contradiction with male republicans who are desperate to give away their money share with society rather than meet their own personal interests.
Styx said he had no issue with the libertarian themes in MGTOW, but accused all MGTOW of being incels as opposed to actively refusing to get into relationships, annoying TFM enough to make a snide remark about Styx's choice to have long hair and calling him out for buying into a disingenuous stereotype. Styx responded by deleting the original video, and strawmanned TFM by saying that he didn't rebut what he said and only responded with a tirade of insults.[4]
Thinking-Ape/Sandman drama
TFM made a video criticizing fellow MGTOW YouTuber Thinking-Ape for apparently attempting to oust MGTOW YouTuber Sandman from the MGTOW community by stirring up drama as opposed to seeing Sandman as a introductory welcome mat for MGTOW. He played a clip of him playing Mann vs. Machine in Team Fortress 2 to accentuate the point he was making about how the different MGTOWS should work as a team instead of attacking each other.[5] Despite describing women as uncooperative cunning succubi for their own maximal gain it seems TFM is quite unable to get along with his own small community.
Turd Flinging Monkey (or in short, TFM) is a MGTOW youtuber commentator and streamer. He is perhaps the most popular content creator in the manosphere on Youtube, surpassing even the likes of Stardusk and Sandman. He also has a female sexdoll assistant/assassin named celestina, other members in his group include shogun, a black man infatuated with jubilee and the 90's, most likely due to how awesome the 90's were apparently. Another is cat who is from the UK and fears the troubles. His secret member is Florida man, another is kuroi, a man who lives and breathes anime and hentai. TFM believes celestina is invisible and is the ultimate waifu. However studies have show that Florida Man is the only one capable if defeating her.
Personal Life
TFM is somewhere in his mid 30's and has had multiple relationships with women in the past, he claims these relationships ended due to his partners cheating on him, although most of them later attempted to restore the relationship, he declined. Being pursued by women and rejecting them in this manner would well qualify TFM as a chad. He claims to have dated traditional/fat girls in an attempt to craft a "NAWALT"(Acronym for Not All Women Are Like That, a MGTOW term for a traditional girlfriend who won't cheat) out of them, but these relationships ended in the same way as the latter.
As of today, he is in a relationship with his sex bot, Celestina, who handles robot and AI related stories as a news presenter on his Youtube channel (with the help of a text-to-speech program). He regularly has conversations with chatbots while pretending he is talking to Celestina, and is very possessive of her, claiming he feels uncomfortable sharing nudes of her.
He was raised by a single mom, who later abandoned him to his grandparents, an experience that helped inspire him to start his channel. At some point he joined the United States military and went on two tours to Iraq, during his time in the military he saw many things that contributed to shaping his views on society, women, and the world. His current occupation is unknown, although it is known that he does work outside of Youtube.
Style and Videos
Tfm is known for being very eloquent. He explains a lot of barebones redpill concepts in his early videos. Most of his videos tend to have some comical layer in the form of memes or creative titles.
TFM encourage his fans to buy sex toys, most importantly, high quality PVC or silicone sex dolls, for coping purposes. And he even sells those himself via affiliate links, this even became part of his catchphrase "just get a doll". He also says that sex robots will be a game changer for MGTOWs and incels, because they will rival the sexual function of women and force them to provide qualities other than just sex in order to compete for men, both normies and chads alike, once they become advanced enough to cross the uncanny valley and are accepted as an alternative to women by most men.
He is also an avid gamer. He often plays first-person shooters while streaming his weekly livestream, the TFM 420 show. Other times he represents himself with a hand puppet fashioned after his avatar (a chimpanzee with a red collared shirt and a black vest), although he doesn't always have the energy to do this, opting for a cartoon avatar instead. Any time he makes a video requiring him to show his hands, such as in his doll surgeon, waifu workshop or guy stuff review series, he wears a pair of plastic gorilla costume gloves, keeping his ethnicity completely impossible to determine.
Claim to Fame & "She will Never Love you"
TFM's most popular video is, "she will never love you", which netted him several hundred thousand views. In the video TFM takes inspiration from Charles Darwin, namely, "sexual dimorphism" and "Alpha-Beta" concepts and how they apply in humans. He explains hypergamy through the animal kingdom. One of the most popular examples in the video is the "gorilla nest", and how the females always group around the strongest male.
TFM on TFLs and Incels
TFM has been critical towards TFL and incels, and often says - TFL'ers are a bunch of whiny bitches that need to let go of their desire for female validation, and need to stop defining themselves through women. He has stated that any man who has $300 or more is at most a volcel because they do not choose to spend said money to pay a prostitute or escort, completely disregarding any other factors.
